Literature Jokes

Explore the lighter side of the literary world with these entertaining jokes about classic, Russian, Gothic, AP, and other types of literature. Laughter is the best medicine, so have some fun with these humorous fiction-related puns and bookish jokes perfect for any literary aficionado or humanities enthusiast.

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What's the worst thing about pornographic literature?

Too many holes in the plot.

I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often

I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".

Escalator Literature.

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My sexuality is like classic literature.

There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it.

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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

A friend of mine is really set on becoming the first emperor of Asia, He's pursuing a PhD in English Literature...

When I asked him why chose English Literature he said he wanted to be "a great reader".

Literature joke, A friend of mine is really set on becoming the first emperor of Asia, He's pursuing a PhD in English

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature.

It has its prose and Khans.

This is what I learned from Russian Literature

Alright so 2 guys and 1 girl are stranded on a island

If they were French then they would have a "m**..." and get along just fine.

If they were English then they would be mad at each other because none of them were properly introduce.

And if they were Russian then the girl would have married the guy she didn't like and everyone would be unhappy.

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I asked my friend about his time in prison.

"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."

J.K. Rowling started out writing children's literature. Then she tried her hand at writing books for grown-ups. Now she's back to writing for children.

Apparently Twitter's her new gig.

I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille. This was months ago.

It feels like ancient history.

I just finished reading a book on Mongolian literature.

It had its prose and khans.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Literature joke, Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

Why'd the Literature Student Break Up With Her Boyfriend?

Improper use of the colon.

TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature.

That's why the Chinese people call him "The Great Reader".

I once held a PHD in the field of literature

And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass

e**... literature for p**... ejaculators

Chapter 1.

She looked at him.

The end.

Literature for the blind

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving

Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have "any books on shelves"

I usually find the Nobel literature inaccessible

Then I realized, I could listen to covers of Bob Dylan songs!

I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam.

2B or not 2B - that is the question.

1984 is a great work of literature.

I think all kids should be forced to read it.

I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class.

It was LIT AF

Literature joke, I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popula

What did the math book say to the literature book?

You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems

"A boy jumped through the window". What is the subject?

English literature

If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?

A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis c**... style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

I'm an English teacher and I'm obsessed with staying clean.

I hope there isn't any literature house.

Talking with a friend about classic literature

"Do you like Kipling," he asked.

"I don't know," I replied. "I've never kippled."

I went to court today because i took a piece of literature from the library without my card

They threw the book at me.

Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night…

Ended up with tequila mockingbird.

Penguin books seem to only publish extremist literature...

For them, everything is just black and white.

A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation...

Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree!

Waiter: That's so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master's degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa?

What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school?

Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.

What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature?

A po popo Poe

I don't understand why so many people major in English Literature.

I mean there's only so many ways to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"

What is the difference between the most famous character in Spanish literature and a gay mule?

One is Don Quixote. The other is Donkey Joto.

What do you get when you cross Russian literature with balanced chemical equations?


What do you call s**... literature?

Fan friction.

What do literature critics always praise about the Shawshank Redemption?

The prose and the cons

Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?

She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

(Also Ernest Hemingway, but that's beside the point)

What do you get when you cross Literature and Queen?

"I'm just a Poe boy,
Nobody loves me"

Warning! Bad joke.

What would you call a game that has a totally nice and normal girl named Monica?

- Oki Doki literature club

A man failed his gay Latino literature gang initiaton

He didn't do his essay

Why did h**... fail literature class?

He was anti-semantic.

The son of a godfather comes back home at the end of school year with his report.

The report states:

History A

Math A+

Science A+

Literature A

Geography B+


The father grabs a gun and shot him in the head.

The mother shocked and in tears asks: "why did you shoot him?!"

And the Boss: "he knew too much"

Russian literature is built on suffering.

Either the character suffers, the author suffers, or the reader suffers. If all three are suffering, then it's considered a Russian masterpiece.

My girlfriend is writing a book on contemporary feminist literature, and she let me read the manuscript

And I got to tell you, it'sβ€” it's pretty good for a girl.

Who declared Corona as a pandemic??

This is the first time in

english literature question

and answer both are same

Q:Who declared Corona

as a pandemic?

A: WHO declared Corona

as a pandemic.

I tried to make a comprehensive list of all the vampires in classical literature.

But I forgot to Count Dracula.

What do you get when you mix American Literature and alcohol?

Tequila Mockingbird

What did the math book say to the literature book?

I envy you, you're so full of stories and I'll I've got is problems

I've been thinking about starting a community outreach program to teach inmates about literature...

I'm still considering all of the prose and cons.

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