Literature Jokes

64 literature jokes and hilarious literature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about literature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the lighter side of the literary world with these entertaining jokes about classic, Russian, Gothic, AP, and other types of literature. Laughter is the best medicine, so have some fun with these humorous fiction-related puns and bookish jokes perfect for any literary aficionado or humanities enthusiast.

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Funniest Literature Short Jokes

Short literature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The literature humour may include short literary jokes also.

  1. I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question.
  2. I made up a joke today. What's the worst thing about pornographic literature?
    Too many holes in the plot.
  3. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
    (Also Ernest Hemingway, but that's beside the point)
  4. I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have "any books on shelves"
  5. I've been thinking about starting a community outreach program to teach inmates about literature... I'm still considering all of the prose and cons.
  6. Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
  7. Penguin books seem to only publish extremist literature... For them, everything is just black and white.
  8. I'm an English teacher and I'm obsessed with staying clean. I hope there isn't any literature house.
  9. Russian literature is built on suffering. Either the character suffers, the author suffers, or the reader suffers. If all three are suffering, then it's considered a Russian masterpiece.
  10. I tried to make a comprehensive list of all the vampires in classical literature. But I forgot to Count Dracula.

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Literature One Liners

Which literature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with literature? I can suggest the ones about poetry and fiction.

  1. 1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
  2. What do you get when you mix American Literature and alcohol? Tequila Mockingbird
  3. What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
  4. What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
  5. Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels
  6. I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans.
  7. What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird
  8. A man failed his gay Latino literature gang initiaton He didn't do his essay
  9. "A boy jumped through the window". What is the subject? English literature
  10. I just finished reading a book on Mongolian literature. It had its prose and khans.
  11. Why'd the Literature Student Break Up With Her Boyfriend? Improper use of the colon.
  12. Why is literature so important for Muslim women's rights? Ro Sham Bo, paper beats stones.
  13. Why did the party kid go to the book club? Because it was LIT-erature!
  14. Why did h**... fail literature class? He was anti-semantic.
  15. What do you call s**... literature? Fan friction.

Classic Literature Jokes

Here is a list of funny classic literature jokes and even better classic literature puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it.
  • Talking with a friend about classic literature "Do you like Kipling," he asked.
    "I don't know," I replied. "I've never kippled."
  • I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille. This was months ago. It feels like ancient history.

Russian Literature Jokes

Here is a list of funny russian literature jokes and even better russian literature puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get when you cross Russian literature with balanced chemical equations? Tolstoichiometry
Literature joke, What do you get when you cross Russian literature with balanced chemical equations?

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Literature Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about literature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biography jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make literature pranks.

I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often

I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".

A friend of mine is really set on becoming the first emperor of Asia, He's pursuing a PhD in English Literature...

When I asked him why chose English Literature he said he wanted to be "a great reader".

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

This is what I learned from Russian Literature

Alright so 2 guys and 1 girl are stranded on a island
If they were French then they would have a "m**..." and get along just fine.
If they were English then they would be mad at each other because none of them were properly introduce.
And if they were Russian then the girl would have married the guy she didn't like and everyone would be unhappy.

I asked my friend about his time in prison.

"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."

J.K. Rowling started out writing children's literature. Then she tried her hand at writing books for grown-ups. Now she's back to writing for children.

Apparently Twitter's her new gig.

I once held a PHD in the field of literature

And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass

Literature for the blind

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?
This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did the math book say to the literature book?

You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems

If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?

A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis c**... style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

I went to court today because i took a piece of literature from the library without my card

They threw the book at me.

A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation...

Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree!
Waiter: That's so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master's degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa?

What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school?

Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.

I don't understand why so many people major in English Literature.

I mean there's only so many ways to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"

What is the difference between the most famous character in Spanish literature and a gay mule?

One is Don Quixote. The other is Donkey Joto.

Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?

She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.

What do you get when you cross Literature and Queen?

"I'm just a Poe boy,
Nobody loves me"

A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch your hand while in pilgrimage...

Hey guys, it is bedtime now and am pretty depressed after a long bad day. Remembering this story-found in Arabic literature-made me chuckle so I hope it will brighten your day too.
A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch own arm while in pilgrimage?
The scholar: yes, you can.
Man: to what extent?
The scholar: until you see the bones!!!

The son of a godfather comes back home at the end of school year with his report.

The report states:
History A
Math A+
Science A+
Literature A
Geography B+

The father grabs a gun and shot him in the head.
The mother shocked and in tears asks: "why did you shoot him?!"
And the Boss: "he knew too much"

My girlfriend is writing a book on contemporary feminist literature, and she let me read the manuscript

And I got to tell you, it's— it's pretty good for a girl.

Who declared Corona as a pandemic??

This is the first time in
english literature question
and answer both are same
Q:Who declared Corona
as a pandemic?
A: WHO declared Corona
as a pandemic.

What did the math book say to the literature book?

I envy you, you're so full of stories and I'll I've got is problems

Literature joke, I've been thinking about starting a community outreach program to teach inmates about literature...

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