Literature Jokes

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Funniest Literature Short Jokes

Short literature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The literature humour may include short literary jokes also.

1. I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question.
2. I made up a joke today. What's the worst thing about pornographic literature?
   Too many holes in the plot.
3. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
   (Also Ernest Hemingway, but that's beside the point)
4. I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have "any books on shelves"
5. I've been thinking about starting a community outreach program to teach inmates about literature... I'm still considering all of the prose and cons.
6. Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
7. Penguin books seem to only publish extremist literature... For them, everything is just black and white.
8. I'm an English teacher and I'm obsessed with staying clean. I hope there isn't any literature house.
9. Russian literature is built on suffering. Either the character suffers, the author suffers, or the reader suffers. If all three are suffering, then it's considered a Russian masterpiece.
10. I tried to make a comprehensive list of all the vampires in classical literature. But I forgot to Count Dracula.

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Literature One Liners

Which literature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with literature? I can suggest the ones about poetry and fiction.

1. 1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
2. What do you get when you mix American Literature and alcohol? Tequila Mockingbird
3. What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
4. What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
5. Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels
6. I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans.
7. What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird
8. A man failed his gay Latino literature gang initiaton He didn't do his essay
9. "A boy jumped through the window". What is the subject? English literature
10. I just finished reading a book on Mongolian literature. It had its prose and khans.
11. Why'd the Literature Student Break Up With Her Boyfriend? Improper use of the colon.
12. Why is literature so important for Muslim women's rights? Ro Sham Bo, paper beats stones.
13. Why did the party kid go to the book club? Because it was LIT-erature!
14. Why did h**... fail literature class? He was anti-semantic.
15. What do you call s**... literature? Fan friction.

Classic Literature Jokes

Here is a list of funny classic literature jokes and even better classic literature puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it.
• Talking with a friend about classic literature "Do you like Kipling," he asked.
  "I don't know," I replied. "I've never kippled."
• I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille. This was months ago. It feels like ancient history.

Russian Literature Jokes

Here is a list of funny russian literature jokes and even better russian literature puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get when you cross Russian literature with balanced chemical equations? Tolstoichiometry

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Literature Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about literature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biography jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make literature pranks.