Following is our collection of funniest Literary jokes. There are some literary captcha jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these literary novelist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Years ago, my grandparents took me on a vacation to Disneyland. Grandma was excited for me when we boarded the plane, she exclaimed that I was lucky, because I got the Shakespeare seat.
"Why is it the Shakespeare seat Grandma?"
"You are in seat 2-B, so it's the Shakespeare seat."
"Don't be silly Grandma. All the seats on an airplane are Shakespeare seats."
"How do you figure that?"
"Well, it's either seat 2-B or not 2-B."
Captcha in the Rye.
I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?
Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...
50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.
Personally, my bet is on God.
...the Percy Jackson series.
It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'
A punion
Meataphors.
Bildungsnowman.
(OC)
They both only have fifty shades of grey.
... but nobody should be surprised: we all already know he is the Supreme Reader.
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...were the 9/11 firefighters.
Those guys went through hundreds of stories in *seconds!*
My local theatre group are putting on a gritty drama about the shortage of publications in an Essex town's library.
It's called Book Lack in Ongar
It's called Dory 'N Gray.
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