The Best 18 Literary Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Literary jokes. There are some literary captcha jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these literary novelist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Literary Jokes and Puns
Literary position.
Years ago, my grandparents took me on a vacation to Disneyland. Grandma was excited for me when we boarded the plane, she exclaimed that I was lucky, because I got the Shakespeare seat.
"Why is it the Shakespeare seat Grandma?"
"You are in seat 2-B, so it's the Shakespeare seat."
"Don't be silly Grandma. All the seats on an airplane are Shakespeare seats."
"How do you figure that?"
"Well, it's either seat 2-B or not 2-B."
A literary analysis asked why Bilbo had such a long life, even for a hobbit.
I answered: Because old hobbits die hard.
Her: Who is your favorite literary vampire?..... Me: The one in Sesame Street.... Her: He doesn't count
Me: Oh I can assure you that he does
What do you get when you cross a mafioso with a postmodern literary critic?
You get a guy who'll make you an offer you can't understand!
What would a literary person call a bot-test in a wheat field?
Captcha in the Rye.
What happens when you get a really deep paper cut ?
You're literary bleeding !
Literary alcohol puns
I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?
Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...
50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.
I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn't as good as the greatest literary work of all-time...
...the Percy Jackson series.
If every Literary Fiction character to ever exist fought, who would win?
Personally, my bet is on God.
Literary joke
My local theatre group are putting on a gritty drama about the shortage of publications in an Essex town's library.
It's called Book Lack in Ongar
Literary historians recently found a Briton recipe for a citrus-based sauce translated by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'
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What is the most literary vegetable?
A punion
What literary devices do butchers use?
Meataphors.
What literary genre is Frozen?
Bildungsnowman.
(OC)
What do new car colours and your mom's literary collection have in common?
They both only have fifty shades of grey.
Kim Jong Un was given an international literary award a couple days ago...
... but nobody should be surprised: we all already know he is the Supreme Reader.
The best literary scholars on the planet...
...were the 9/11 firefighters.
Those guys went through hundreds of stories in *seconds!*
You hear about that film parody of 50 Shades of Gray starring Ellen Degeneres that played like a literary classic?
It's called Dory 'N Gray.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the literary devices puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working literary writers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.