Literary Jokes
19 literary jokes and hilarious literary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about literary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some holiday fun? Check out this collection of literary jokes to share with your friends! From clever puns involving literary devices and theory to hilarious inside jokes for book lovers and authors, these jokes are sure to provide a hilarious time for all. So get ready to laugh and enjoy some literary puns and literary fart jokes this Christmas and Halloween.
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Funniest Literary Short Jokes
Short literary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The literary humour may include short literature jokes also.
- A literary analysis asked why Bilbo had such a long life, even for a hobbit. I answered: Because old hobbits die hard.
- Literary Humor. I ordered a martini with an olive and a twist of lime.
The bartender served it with no olive or twist.
I gave him the Dickens. - Her: Who is your favorite literary vampire?..... Me: The one in Sesame Street.... Her: He doesn't count Me: Oh I can assure you that he does
- What do you get when you cross a mafioso with a postmodern literary critic? You get a guy who'll make you an offer you can't understand!
- I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn't as good as the greatest literary work of all-time... ...the Percy Jackson series.
- Literary joke My local theatre group are putting on a gritty drama about the shortage of publications in an Essex town's library.
It's called Book Lack in Ongar - If every Literary Fiction character to ever exist fought, who would win? Personally, my bet is on God.
- Literary historians recently found a Briton recipe for a citrus-based sauce translated by Samuel Taylor Coleridge It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'
- What do new car colours and your mom's literary collection have in common? They both only have fifty shades of grey.
- Kim Jong Un was given an international literary award a couple days ago... ... but nobody should be surprised: we all already know he is the Supreme Reader.
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Literary One Liners
Which literary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with literary? I can suggest the ones about rhetorical and artistic.
- What would a literary person call a bot-test in a wheat field? Captcha in the Rye.
- What happens when you get a really deep paper cut ? You're literary bleeding !
- What is the most literary vegetable? A punion
- What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors.
- What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman.
(OC) - Which Thomas the Tank Engine character had most literary talent ? Mark Twain
- What do you call a type of orange juice in a literary novel? Pulp Fiction
Gather Around for Heartwarming Literary Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about literary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cultural jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make literary pranks.
Literary position.
Years ago, my grandparents took me on a vacation to Disneyland. Grandma was excited for me when we boarded the plane, she exclaimed that I was lucky, because I got the Shakespeare seat.
"Why is it the Shakespeare seat Grandma?"
"You are in seat 2-B, so it's the Shakespeare seat."
"Don't be silly Grandma. All the seats on an airplane are Shakespeare seats."
"How do you figure that?"
"Well, it's either seat 2-B or not 2-B."
Literary alcohol puns
I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?
Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...
50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.
