Literally Means Jokes
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Funniest Literally Means Short Jokes
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- Someone asked me, since you have autism does that mean you take everything literally? I replied, no, that's a kleptomaniac.
- A co-worker asked me "How's it going?" Me: "I can't complain."
Coworker: "Hey it's great you're having a good day!"
Me: "No I mean I literally can't complain. HR said it's affecting morale." - The American view of the world is too self-centered... I mean on maps they literally label their country "US."
- Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory. - Inappropriately early decorations really annoy me I mean christmas is literally a year away, and all the houses on my street are decked out already!
- It's pretty awful how we treat horses in society... ... I mean they're literally the glue that holds our world together!
- Kick me out after this one So if you go for a s**... at 11:59pm and you still on it at 12:01am does that literally mean it's same s**... different day?
- You know how cooing parents call their babies' boots 'booties'? Does that mean that Dora the Explorer (because she's literally a toddler) 's monkey is called b**...?
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Literally Means One Liners
Which literally means one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with literally means? I can suggest the ones about basically and essentially.
- World's most masculine name: Guy Chapman
(It literally means "Man Manman") - Why are people obese? I mean obesity is literally a problem u can run way from
- Why does Noel have an L in it I mean, it literally say No L
- I just got a Note 7. Honestly, I think it's pretty gay... I mean, it's literally flaming.
- Did you hear? The Rolling Stones are in Nepal! ... Oh you mean literally..Right.
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The Special
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What's the special tonight?" he asks the bartender. "It's our blue cheese bacon burger," the bartender replies. "Do you want to try one?" "Nah. I hate blue cheese," the guy replies. "I mean it's literally just cheese full of bacteria." "Hey," the bartender says, clearly offended. "You need to stop discriminating against other cultures."
Careful what you wish for!
I don't think I ever got over
my grandmother's death when I was a kid.
My grandmother died from a heart attack
during my ninth birthday party.
Literally while she was eating cake.
And I guess that must have s**... me up a little bit.
I mean, I still have birthday parties.
But now I'm just careful what I wish for.
—Anthony Jeselnik