The Best 31 Litera Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Litera jokes. There are some litera literacy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these litera zoo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Litera Jokes and Puns

Literal People Anonymous

Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat. NO, WAIT! BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK!

Literary position.

Years ago, my grandparents took me on a vacation to Disneyland. Grandma was excited for me when we boarded the plane, she exclaimed that I was lucky, because I got the Shakespeare seat.

"Why is it the Shakespeare seat Grandma?"

"You are in seat 2-B, so it's the Shakespeare seat."

"Don't be silly Grandma. All the seats on an airplane are Shakespeare seats."

"How do you figure that?"

"Well, it's either seat 2-B or not 2-B."

Someone literally said this in class

Teacher: "Half the world is a cess pool"

Student: "The middle east isn't half the world"

Litera joke, Someone literally said this in class

This literally made my day.

Earth's rotation.

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman.

(OC)


What literary devices do butchers use?

Meataphors.

I am literally the worst at self-deprecation

I came up with it all by myself!

Litera joke, I am literally the worst at self-deprecation

Why'd the Literature Student Break Up With Her Boyfriend?

Improper use of the colon.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Enough is Enough...

Literally, it's the exact same thing.

Literary alcohol puns

I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?

Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...

50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.

You can explore litera figurative reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean litera seat dad jokes. There are also litera puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I literally drove through the Drive-thru at Burger King.

But I'm a new driver. Why don't you give me a brake?

Literature for the blind

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

If you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession on pointing out doors to people well..

There's the door.

Why are the literacy rates in North Korea so low?

Because there can only be *one* supreme reader.

What is the most literary vegetable?

A punion

Litera joke, What is the most literary vegetable?

Literally just saw a dude in the city center humping a trash can...

When I asked him why he was doing that he said, "It's cleaner than my ex wife."

Literary joke

My local theatre group are putting on a gritty drama about the shortage of publications in an Essex town's library.
It's called Book Lack in Ongar

What would a literary person call a bot-test in a wheat field?

Captcha in the Rye.


Literally the guy you asked for

A woman looking for a relationship places an ad, saying, Looking for a guy that won't beat me, won't run away on me and will satisfy me nicely. Am good looking, excellent cook.

Three days later, there's a loud knocking at her door. Behind it there's a guy with no arms and no legs, smiling expectantly. Dear Amy, he says, I have no arms so I couldn't even beat you if I tried. I have no legs and I can't run away on you. I'm your guy.

That's very nice, says Amy, surprised, but how will you be able to satisfy me?

His smile widens, You did hear the knocking, didn't you?

A literal dictatorship...

..is a potato boat named Richard.

^^^kill ^^^me

Literary historians recently found a Briton recipe for a citrus-based sauce translated by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'

What do literature critics always praise about the Shawshank Redemption?

The prose and the cons

If every Literary Fiction character to ever exist fought, who would win?

Personally, my bet is on God.

The best literary scholars on the planet...

...were the 9/11 firefighters.

Those guys went through hundreds of stories in *seconds!*

Literally makes senseπŸ˜‰

I stepped on a corn flake, now i am officially a cereal killer.

I'm literally shaking right now...

Just found out that I have Parkinson's disease

For literally everyone (dads this is for you)

now that its after new years, tell literally everyone you know now

# wow! I haven't seen you in a year!

I literally just wrote a song about the Coronavirus, but I will never let anyone hear it.

It's too catchy. It'll be with you for weeks.

No one: Literally no one:

0 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This is literally what my non-religious brother said to my Astronaut colleague.

Colleague :Hey Abraham, you are a Jew right?

Abraham : Well, not exactly. I'm Jew-ish.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the litera man jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working litera bible piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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