Lit Jokes

• Short Lit Jokes
• Lit One Liners
• Lit Fire Jokes
• Lit Candles Jokes
• Lit Cigarette Jokes
• English Lit Jokes
• More Lit Jokes

Funniest Lit Short Jokes

Short lit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lit humour may include short candle jokes also.

1. My buddy once took a date to see the world's oldest lit candle but it didn't go well. Turns out you really shouldn't take your date to see an old flame.
2. Why did Gollum leave the room every time Sam and Frodo lit their pipes? He couldn't stand being around such filthy habitses.
3. I'm sure my wife liked the new refrigerator that I bought her for Christmas. When she opened it her face lit up!
4. What do you call a soda and cream drink with a lit cherry bomb at the bottom? A Beirut-beer Float
5. Did you hear about the guy who lit his pants on fire? He made an ash of himself!
   ^^how ^^ember ^^assing...
6. 2 guys are on a boat with 3 cigarettes and no fire source to lit them So they throw 1 cigarette out the boat and the boat comes a cigarette lighter
7. This year, I tried to smoke a turkey. But I rolled it too tight and couldn't get the end lit.
8. Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
9. Today at the church, the lady next to me lit a cigarette and started smoking it... I almost dropped my beer in shock.
10. How does an Amish girl know.... ... if it's a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular dinner?

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Lit One Liners

Which lit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lit? I can suggest the ones about match and fireplace.

1. How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb? None it's always lit fam
2. How many "sup dude"s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam.
3. How many suh dudes does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam
4. About to mix gasoline with a lit match, AMA
5. I bought my mom a fridge as birthday present Her face really lit up when she opened it.
6. If you can keep the candle lit, you win. Don't blow it.
7. Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire.
8. "Did you know your son lit the barn on fire!?!" You mean "arson"?
9. Doesn't matter how lit you are... Rubbish is litter.
10. I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative... It sure is hard to keep lit.
11. I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit.
12. Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit.
13. What did the egg say when it turned up? Om lit
14. What's the main cause of Climate Change? Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.
15. Imagine if we started replacing 'i' with 'li' It would be lit.

Lit Fire Jokes

Here is a list of funny lit fire jokes and even better lit fire puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• As a young man, I used to love my birthday parties , but now anytime my birthday candles are lit state law requires that a fire extinguisher be present.
• What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.
• My six year olds joke: What happened when the joke came out of the man's head? Me: What happened?
  Kiddo: He lit on fire and turned into a joke ghost.
• Beer was lit An Irish man is pulled from a burning bar and shaken awake. The firemen frantically ask him, 'How did the fire start?!'
  'Beats me.' He says, 'It was already burning when I got here.'
• Did you know Michael Jacksons curtains lit on fire? He was shades lighter after that...
• An apartment caught on fire It was so lit
• Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak ...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.
• Did you hear about the buddhist monk who lit himself on fire? I was told he had a bright future
• California seems to be Lit. No but seriously, the whole place is on fire.
• What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt.

Lit Candles Jokes

Here is a list of funny lit candles jokes and even better lit candles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer
• So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened... It just didn't make scents.
• I found a "Fresh Baked Bread" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast.
• It was my pet dragon's birthday today We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
• I went to a candle sale event last night. It was lit.
• My physics teacher asked what I think it'd be like to walk in a town at night only illuminated by candles I said it would be pretty lit.
• What did Travis Scott say about the candle he saw? It's lit.
• Two candles wanted to get high… They lit up and got low instead.
  Happy 4/20!
• What did the milennial say at his birthday? Yo, these candles are LIT!
• My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit

Lit Cigarette Jokes

Here is a list of funny lit cigarette jokes and even better lit cigarette puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The spy must have sensed I was watching him, because he quickly lit a cigarette and started puffing while gazing at his reflection on a shiny metal wall. It was smoke and mirrors. I had no doubt.
• The spy sensed that I was following him. So he stopped, quickly lit a cigarette and stared at his imagine in the reflective glass.... I'd seen this bit of tradecraft before - "smoke and mirrors"
• Nowadays people are so disrespectful... I was at the church when a woman right in my front lit up a cigarette.
  Got so shocked that I almost dropped my beer...
• Your momma is sooooo broke When i walked into her house i stepped on a lit cigarette and she said "Who put out the heat!?"
• Yo mama so poor when I went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette she said, "Who turned the lights out?"

English Lit Jokes

Here is a list of funny english lit jokes and even better english lit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the party at the English department? It was Lit af
• Wanna know what my English class is like? IT'S LIT
• Why do stoners love English? Because it's lit
• Why was Fam's favorite subject English? Because it's Lit.
• I heard it was lit... but this English class is a letdown so far.

Cheeky Lit Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about lit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean firecracker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lit pranks.