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54 lit fire jokes and hilarious lit fire puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lit fire that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Lit Fire Short Jokes

Short lit fire jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lit fire humour may include short friendly fire jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the guy who lit his pants on fire? He made an ash of himself!
    ^^how ^^ember ^^assing...
  2. 2 guys are on a boat with 3 cigarettes and no fire source to lit them So they throw 1 cigarette out the boat and the boat comes a cigarette lighter
  3. Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
  4. As a young man, I used to love my birthday parties , but now anytime my birthday candles are lit state law requires that a fire extinguisher be present.
  5. My six year olds joke: What happened when the joke came out of the man's head? Me: What happened?
    Kiddo: He lit on fire and turned into a joke ghost.
  6. Beer was lit An Irish man is pulled from a burning bar and shaken awake. The firemen frantically ask him, 'How did the fire start?!'
    'Beats me.' He says, 'It was already burning when I got here.'
  7. Two Eskimos Sitting In a Kayak ...were cold. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it.
  8. Did you hear about the buddhist monk who lit himself on fire? I was told he had a bright future
  9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
  10. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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Lit Fire One Liners

Which lit fire one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lit fire? I can suggest the ones about bonfire and forest fire.

  1. Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire.
  2. "Did you know your son lit the barn on fire!?!" You mean "arson"?
  3. What's the main cause of Climate Change? Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.
  4. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.
  5. Did you know Michael Jacksons curtains lit on fire? He was shades lighter after that...
  6. An apartment caught on fire It was so lit
  7. California seems to be Lit. No but seriously, the whole place is on fire.
  8. What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt.
  9. A text from work "You're 🔥"
    "Thanks boss, you're also pretty lit"
    "No, you're fired"
  10. There were alot of forest fires in 2016 You could say last year was pretty lit
  11. I wanted to burn a lot of calories this year... So I lit the fat kid on fire.
  12. Those fires in Tennessee are lit Literally
  13. Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year
  14. Yo mama is so s**... when I asked for a Hot Pocket she lit her pants on fire.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about lit fire can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of lit fire puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Lit Fire Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lit fire you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean campfire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make lit fire prank.

WWII fighter pilot speaks to the class...

When I was in sixth grade, on Veterans' Day, they had an old RAF fighter pilot from WWII come in to speak to the class. He was a sweet little old man with white hair and it was hard to imagine him flying a fighter plane and shooting down enemy aircraft. But when he started to tell his stories his eyes lit up and he became animated, swooping his hand gracefully through the air to simulate the various paths his plane took.
Speaking with a slight Cockney accent he explained, Then I seen this fokker comin' right at me from one o'clock, so I dives and turns right and comes up right behind him. I fired my guns and blew that fokker right out of the air! Then I sees two more of them fokkers comin' up from below, at seven o'clock, so's I….
Just then, the teacher, Mrs. Johnson, interrupts with, I think we should explain to the sixth graders that Fokker was a type of German aircraft.
Oh no Miss. They waz flyin' Messerschmitts.

I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution

Certainly one way to reach enlightenment

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

What did Bill Cosby say when he was in a bar and he accidentally slipped a pill into one of those drinks you light on fire and then the bartender lit it on fire?

The roof', the roof', the roofies on fire!

Police Shooting

A lady was filling up the gas tank in her car and lit a cigarette to pass the time. After which a piece of ash fell onto her arm and started a fire. As she's flailing about trying to put the fire out, a police cruiser pulls into the station. Instinctively, she starts running towards the officer in an effort to get help. The police officer sees the lady running at him and shoots her, killing her
I guess you shouldn't run towards police officers if you have a firearm

A place got lit on fire

But the firefighters were too late to reach and put it out. Media arrived as well to which one of the firefighter giving report said, "I've got a good news and a bad news, the bad news is, 41 children died in that fire. But the good news is it was an orphanage, so I have no parents to notify"

Stopped by the police

I spilled some gas on my sleeve while gassing up one day. Got back on the highway and lit up a smoke and started my sleeve on fire. I put my arm out the window but the flames did not go away. I sped up to 70 then 80 when I noticed the flashing lights behind me. The cop says "looks like I'm going to have to write you a couple of tickets " I said I know I was speeding but what else?"
"Possession of a firearm sir "

Little Timothy comes from school...

"How was school?" Asked the mom
"It was a blast! We got to make huge fires!"
"Oh that sounds scary! Are you going to do that again tomorrow at school?"
"Well there's no more school, so I can't say mom."
"Well why not?"
"It got pretty lit in there."
"You kids must've been all fired up!"
"It was blazing."

Ig the Knight

Once upon a time, there was a soldier named Ig. In a recent battle, Ig showed courage and bravery, saving 20 men by himself!
To honour Ig's heroic act, the Queen of the kingdom was to knight him. Ig knelt before Her Majesty, as she tapped each shoulder of his with a sword. As she finished, Ig the Knight burst into flames! The Queen, astonished by what happened, asked her squire why he lit on fire.
Stunned, the squire spoke, "Ig...Knighted..."

A beautiful black woman was filling her car with gas...

I noticed that she wasn't paying much attention; she was looking at her phone as she removed the pump from her car and accidentally spilled gasoline on herself.
As she got into her car she pulled out a cigarette and lit it, but the gasoline on her arm set on fire. Luckily, there was a cop a couple pumps away, so she ran out of her car and ran at him, waving her burning arm at him for help.
The cop was completely caught off guard and, in his confusion, he shot her.

I wasn't that surprised though... it was her fault for running at him with a firearm.

My crazy ex lit my geography classroom on fire.

I guess some people just want to see the world burn

A man went to a gay bar and picked up 3 faggots

He burned one, lit the other on fire, and made the other one dinner. Everyone had a nice night.

What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down the chimney with a lit fire?

Chestnuts roasted over an open fire.

My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday

So I lit his wheelchair on fire

Two Eskimos sitting, paddling along in a kayak, when one felt a little chilly so he made a little pile of sticks and lit a fire in the craft.

His friend shouted at him to put it out, but the warning was ignored.
Unsurprisingly, the kayak sank quite quickly and finding themselves in the (cold) water, the second Eskimo whacked his idiot mate over the head with a now redundant paddle.
"Ouch!!" said the previously warm Eskimo, "what did you do that for?!?"
"Because, you idiot," said the second Eskimo, "Don't you know that you can't have your kayak and heat it too??"

A couple of outdoorsmen were on a lake in their kayak when they started getting cold. But when they lit a fire in their craft it immediately began to sink, proving once and for all that...

...you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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