The Best 19 Liszt Jokes

Following is our collection of Liszt jokes which are very funny. There are some liszt bach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these liszt chopin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Liszt Jokes and Puns

What should pianists take with them to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...

i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.

I went Chopin but I forgot my Liszt

So I'll go Bach home

Liszt joke, I went Chopin but I forgot my Liszt

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

I went Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

Don't worry, I will go Bach later.


I went to buy some classical music today...

But I forgot my Chopin Liszt.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Liszt joke, How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries?

A Chopin Liszt.

I can't find my Liszt of composer puns

If any of you can get a Holst of it, could you Handel it to me?

Someone asked me to name my favorite composer...

It made me Bach. I couldn't get a Handel on it. I had to make a Liszt.

What did the music composer bring to the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

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I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know...

But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt

Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What do classical pianists take with them to the grocery store?

Their Chopin Liszt

Why did the musician's wife yell at him?

Because he went Chopin but forgot the Liszt, so he went Bach home.

He has the grocery Liszt

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Liszt joke, He has the grocery Liszt

How did the composer find his buddy on social media?

He checked his franz liszt

The conductor forgot the the aria again...

he forgot his to-do Liszt.

I decided to write down all the pieces of classical music I want to play before I die...

...it's my bucket Liszt.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the liszt debussy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working liszt handel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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