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What are the symptoms?
Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie
She's no oil painting, is she?
I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed...
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
Everywhere.
Everywhere
But I think she's been framed
For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.
My wife: you know Mona Lisa
Me: yeah?
My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa
Pneumonia Lisa
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But it wasn't her fault, she was framed.
My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video
Pneumonia Lisa
I think I'm in Louvre.
Coz Lisa Kudrow
It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room
St. Mary's church @ 6pm. Bride's name is Lisa.
Just go there, get married and you're done.
Mom: That's so sweet of you to say Lisa!
Lisa: You can do them tomorrow
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Timmy: "Hey Lisa, I'll give you a dollar if we can go in the closet and you let me stick my finger in your belly button."
Lisa: "Okay."
They go into the dark closet.
Lisa: "Hey Timmy! That's not my belly button!"
Timmy: "That's okay. That's not my finger."
Mona Lisa didn't look very impressed while I was wiping it all off.
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa.
"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.
"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.
Moana Lisa
Her dad's not in the picture.
Lisa Simpson
he didnt realize last year it was going to be the day of his wedding.
If interested he is looking for someone to take his place.
Her name is Lisa Phillips 35, about 140lbs, a good cook, She'll be in white
None of them could use an oar, but Lisa Kudrow.
Sorry.
She is in Louvre
The Sha-Mona Lisa.
She assured me she was framed.
She never did, she was just framed!
she got hit by a car
"What ? Which one do you mean ? Tommy, Lisa or the fat one ?"
I read it in an art-tickle.
Takes **ONE** nail to hang the Mona Lisa.
Johnny: Got it
[later as an adult]
Her: Hi I'm Lisa
Johnny: Nice to meet you, human
She is immediatly approached by a man
"Hi i'm randy" the man says
"my name is Lisa" the woman responds
"My name is John" says the man
\- Dad, can I date Lisa next door?
\- No, she is your sister.
\- How about Anna in block 59?
\- No, she is your little sister.
\- Ok, this is weird. How about Karen the waitress? Can I date her or is she my sister too?
\- No, she is your brother.
The upset son goes tell his mother about what his dad said.
The mother gentlely comforts him:
\- You can date whoever you want, teddy bear. You are not his son.
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You're tearing meat apart Lisa!
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