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Liquidation Jokes

29 liquidation jokes and hilarious liquidation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about liquidation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Liquidation Short Jokes

Short liquidation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The liquidation humour may include short bankruptcy jokes also.

  1. President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states. Solid, liquid and gas.
  2. What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs.
    I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
    Thanks for the gold !
  3. Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in the universe? Before you see it, it's already pasteurized
  4. A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states Solid, liquid and gas
  5. A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, "yes, you are."
  6. [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me: [staring at all the liquid ingredients] I don't know how to tell you this
  7. Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you even see it..
  8. If you drink the liquid from a Magic 8 ball You can see the future. My brother did and immediately looked at me, said he was going to die, and then he died
  9. Who was the best financier in the Bible? noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
  10. Why was Noah a great economist? He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

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Liquidation One Liners

Which liquidation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with liquidation? I can suggest the ones about disposal and clearance.

  1. What's the fastest liquid on Earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
  2. In which state is the Great Salt lake? Liquid
  3. There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.
  4. Milk is the fastest liquid It's pasteurized before you've even seen it
  5. What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up.
  6. If I'm not a solid, a liquid, or a gas, does that mean... ...I don't matter?
  7. What state is Lake Michigan in? In liquid state 😛
  8. What type of liquid makes a waterbed the bounciest? Spring water
  9. Why is milk the fastest liquid? Because its pasteurised before you see it
  10. In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid.
  11. What do you call it when a gas turns into a liquid? Sharting
  12. Why dose the navy use liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up.
  13. Why do sailors use liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
  14. Mom: "I regret getting you that blender for your birthday" Me: (with liquid toast): Why?
  15. Which Science-Fiction author is the best source of liquid mercury? HG Wells.

Liquidation joke, Which Science-Fiction author is the best source of liquid mercury?

Cheeky Liquidation Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about liquidation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean evacuation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make liquidation pranks.

Do not shampoo in the shower

I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner.
I used shampoo in the shower and when we wash our hair the shampoo runs down our whole body.
Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning,
"For extra body and volume."
No wonder I have been gaining weight.
I got rid of shampoos and start using dish washing liquid. Its label reads
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
Follow this and stay slim and trim forever.

A girl came to me today...

...and told me she will have s**... with me if I advertise some random liquid detergent. Of course I said no, after all I'm a powerful man with high standards. As powerful as the new Ajax detergent, which offers a unique freshness, activated on air contact.

Three engineers were arguing.

The mechanical engineer, the electrical engineer, and the civil engineer. They were arguing about what sort of an engineer God must be.
"Well, God must be a mechanical engineer, because look at the human skeleton. Look at all the stress it's able to absorb."
"But look at the nervous system. Look at all the wiring. God must be an electrical engineer."
"Well, God must be a civil engineer, because only a civil engineer would run a liquid waste disposal unit right through a major recreational facility."

Liquidation joke, What is the best thing about liquid soap?