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4 lipton jokes and hilarious lipton puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lipton that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Lipton Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good lipton joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why does LGBT always have to have a Q?

I mean, is it too much to want to enjoy my Lipton Grey British Tea without waiting every time?

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin.
When it's stiff, just stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.
Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)

What's something that's stiff when it goes in but comes out wet the longer it's in, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, and comes out dripping and starting to sag?

A Lipton Tea Bag

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.


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