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Lip Balm Jokes

23 lip balm jokes and hilarious lip balm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lip balm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lip Balm Short Jokes

Short lip balm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lip balm humour may include short hair lip jokes also.

  1. Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me.
  2. My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me
  3. Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.
    And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
    It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
  4. My sister asked me for her lip balm. I accidentally gave her superglue She's still not talking to me.
  5. My wife asked me to pass her lip balm but I accidentally handed her superglue instead. She's still not talking to me.
  6. My wife asked me to pass the lip balm.... ...by mistake I gave her the super glue and now she wont talk to me.
  7. A company testing on animals just got sued for testing a chapstick on horses that made their lips burn off. They called it neigh-balm.
  8. Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?." "Just put it on my bill."
  9. My friends call me El Chapo... ...because I always keep at least an ounce of Burt's Bees lip balm on me at all times.
  10. My friend with very dry lips caused his flight to make an emergency landing. Crew members took action when they noticed he had boarded the plane with a balm.

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Lip Balm One Liners

Which lip balm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lip balm? I can suggest the ones about lips and chapped lips.

  1. My wife asked me for Lip balm and I gave her superglue, She hasn't talked to me since
  2. What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
  3. Looking for a gift that will leave her speechless? Gorilla glue lip balm.
  4. What did the t**... say to the man with chapped lips? "I have a balm!"

Lip Balm Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lip balm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean balm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lip balm pranks.

Women really do hold grudges over the smallest things...

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

The result of a silly mistake...

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!

I've come up with a way to stop homosexuality

Lip balm! - Rub it around your a**... and it keeps the chaps away

Cash or check?

A duck walks into a convenience store to buy lip balm. When he gets to the checkout the clerk asks "Will you be paying with cash or check?" the duck replies "Put it on my bill."

A middle aged woman walks into a grocery store…

She has been single for the past 5 years and is extremely lonely. She proceeds to collect a few things here and there from throughout the store. Lip balm, a gallon of milk, a few rolls of paper towels, chicken p**... pies, and laundry detergent.
When she finishes finding all of her items she proceeded to the checkout counter. Immediately after she got in line a man came up behind her and began to wait as well. He had a 12 pack with him and was obviously drunk. He was staring at her groceries then up at her, swaying back and forth trying to keep balance.
You must be single? he asked her.
Normally she would ignore a stranger talking to her, especially one this drunk, but she was for some reason slightly intrigued. She noticed he kept looking at her groceries and up at her. Maybe he thought she was single based off what she was purchasing. Maybe he could point out something that would help her find someone to love.
Yes, I am single , she said. But can you tell me something? How can you tell I'm single? she said as she looked down at the few things in her basket.
cause….. he struggled to stand up and looked her in the eye. cause you're ugly.