The Best 4 Lioness Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lioness jokes. There are some lioness tiger jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lioness leone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lioness Jokes and Puns

A lioness makes a nice kill, but has to catch a flight soon after.

There isn't enough time to eat it all, and and she doesn't want to waste so much good meat, so she just decides to bring it with her.

She gets to the airport, checks in and gets her boarding pass. She's about to go through security when she's stopped. Sorry ma'am, the guard says, we don't allow carrion.

What did the lion sext to the lioness?

I want you to swallow my pride.

I was seduced by a lioness the other day...

I guess you could say she was a sexual predator.

Why did Zuri the lioness kill her husband?

Because he was a cheetah.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lioness rabbit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lioness lion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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