The Best 16 Lionel Jokes

Following is our collection of Lionel jokes which are very funny. There are some lionel robbie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lionel reggie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lionel Jokes and Puns

When Lionel Messi dies..

He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time..

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

What do you get when you mix Lionel Messi and Chris Brown?

A striker!

Lionel joke, What do you get when you mix Lionel Messi and Chris Brown?

Why does nobody like eating with Lionel?

Because he is a Messi eater!

Lionel Messi used to be the GOAT

Now he's just ba-aaa-aaad


What do you get when you cross C.S Lewis and a Commodore?

The Lionel Ritchie and the Wardrobe

Lionel Messi might just redefine SEX and PHYSICS

Because he doesn't any space to score

Lionel joke, Lionel Messi might just redefine SEX and PHYSICS

What's Lionel Richie's favorite video game?

Halo.

My neighbour was really annoying me yesterday as he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over

It was all night long

Who is the best singer in all of the jungle?

LIONel Richie

I never realized it until today, but the song "Endless Love" by Diana Ross and Lionel Richie is about...

...a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.

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Why does Lionel Ritchie need knee surgery?

He was dancing on the ceiling all night long hello?

That €8.5 million penalty Lionel has to pay...

Sure cleaned up that messy business.

Why did Lionel Messi cross the road?

to retrieve his penalty kick

Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal?

Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records.

Lionel Ritchie once worked at behind a cheese counter

"Hello, is it brie you're looking for?"

Lionel joke, Lionel Ritchie once worked at behind a cheese counter

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