Lion Mane Jokes

19 lion mane jokes and hilarious lion mane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lion mane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lion Mane Short Jokes

Short lion mane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lion mane humour may include short lion king jokes also.

  1. Why does the lion say I'm the king of the jungle ? Because he has mane character syndrome
  2. Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
    Because it's a mane-lion station.

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Lion Mane One Liners

Which lion mane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lion mane? I can suggest the ones about lion and lion pride.

  1. What do you call a balding lion in a Chinese restaurant? Low mane.
  2. When the gladiators fought lions it was always the mane event
  3. Did you hear about that new club for lions? It's called "The Mane Event".
  4. What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
    A dandy lion.
  5. What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
    A tiger has the mane part missing.
  6. What do you call a show full of lions?
    The mane event.
  7. What do you call a psycho lion? A mane-iac!
    Ha ha ha... Ha.. Ha.. Heh. *sigh*
  8. What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein.

Lion Mane Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lion mane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lion and cheetah jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lion mane pranks.

What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?

Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane