Lion Mane Jokes
10 lion mane jokes and hilarious lion mane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lion mane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Lion Mane Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good lion mane joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why does the lion say I'm the king of the jungle ?
Because he has mane character syndrome
What do you call a balding lion in a Chinese restaurant?
Low mane.
When the gladiators fought lions
it was always the mane event
Did you hear about that new club for lions?
It's called "The Mane Event".
What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?
Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a psycho lion?
A mane-iac!
Ha ha ha... Ha.. Ha.. Heh. *sigh*
What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?
Lo mein.
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