Lion King Jokes
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Short lion king jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lion king humour may include short king kong jokes also.
- I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow some Disney DVDs... He said, "You can take Cars and Lion King but I'm never gonna give you UP!"
- Lions sleep 18 hrs a day.. If hard work is the secret to success , then donkeys would have been the kings of jungle!
- Do you want to know how i got these Scars? Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.
- Why does the lion say I'm the king of the jungle ? Because he has mane character syndrome
- When I was a kid I thought our family's cat looked like Timon from The Lion King so I thought he was a meerkat. Turns out he was just a mere cat.
- What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA.
- The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins? You might think it's Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.
The lion king Mufasa. - I wonder if Mufasa will survive to the end of "The Lion King" remake. There is always a chance, right?
- What's the difference between the lion and a cheetah? The lion is king of the jungle, and a cheetah is just how i describe my ex.
- The word is it isn't Scar who kills Mufasa in the new Live Action Lion King... ...Eric Trump jumps out a bush and shoots him!
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Lion King One Liners
Which lion king one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lion king? I can suggest the ones about lion pride and lion mane.
- If a lion is the king of the jungle... Then shouldn't they call it a reignforest?
- What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism
- If The Lion King was a cow movie instead, what would their leader be called? Moofasa
- The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism badumtss
- Why did the lion king die? Because he didn't mufasa
- Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough.
- Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle? He was a lion.
- I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow.
Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa. - Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he's always lion.
- Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan?
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff - The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away..a whim away..
- [Spoilers] If Lion King and Black Panther taught me anything it is that
- What does the lion say I'm the king and I don't care what other says.
- If you say you're the King of the Jungle.. You be Lion. Ha! Get it? No? Alright.
- TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion
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What funny jokes about lion king you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean king jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lion king pranks.
Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep?
He's a lion in a coma.
There's 500 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out?
"499"
There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge.
There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they?
Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that?
The deer is in the fridge.
A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it?
She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party.
She dies anyways. Why?
She gets hit in the head with a brick.
There are 500 bricks on a plane...
- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick
Lion King
Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, "I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."
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503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
_502._
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
_Open door, put elephant in, close door._
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
_Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door._
The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
_The giraffe. He's in a fridge._
Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
_The gators are at the party._
Sally dies anyway. Why?
_She got hit in the head by a flying brick._
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How do you put an elephant in a fridge joke
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge.
How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it?
The deer: He is still in the fridge.
An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party
Mary dies at the edge of the swamp. How?
A brick falls from the sky and kills her.
Knock knock Who's there?
Not Mary
King of the Jungle
If the leader of all the lions can't find any prey to catch, does he just s**... his pride?
A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came upon two men.
One man was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced in the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that reader's digest and writers cramp.
If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left?
499.
What are the 3 steps of putting an elephant into a fridge?
Open fridge, put elephant in fridge, close fridge
What are the 4 steps of putting a giraffe into a fridge?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
The lion king is hosting a party. All but one of the guests show up. Who is missing?
The giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to go to the party, but she has to cross a crocodile-infested river to get there. She successfully swims across, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, why?
She got hit in the head by a falling brick.
Always remember that the Lion King main theme is only a whimp away
A whimpaway a whimaway a whimpaway huuuuu uuuuu uuuu uuuu
If there are 1000 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are on the plane?
999
How many steps does it take to put a alligator in a fridge?
3 steps:
1. Open fridge door
2. Put alligator in fridge
3. Close fridge door
How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in a fridge?
4 steps:
1. Open fridge door
2. Take alligator out of fridge
3. Put giraffe in fridge
4. Close fridge door
The Lion King is having a birthday party. The giraffe doesn't come. Why?
He's still stuck in the fridge
Sally is trying to cross an alligator-infested river, yet she managed to cross it unscathed. How?
All the alligators were still at the Lion King's birthday party
Sally died anyway. Why?
A brick fell on her head
A hawk, lion, and skunk are gathered in the woods...
A hawk, lion, and skunk are gathered in a forest arguing over who is the mightiest of the animals.
The hawk said "I am the mightiest for I can fly way up high and see my prey from far distances."
The lion said "No, I am the mightiest! For I can run the fastest and I am king of the jungle!"
The skunk then said "No, I'm the mightiest! I can release such a stench it would force you both to run and hide from me!"
Just then, a bear came out of nowhere and swallowed all three in one fell swoop hawk, lion, and stinker!
A lion was walking through a jungle
...and asked a monkey, 'Who's king of the jungle.' 'You are, sir!' said the monkey. The lion asked zebra, 'Who's king of the jungle.' 'You are, sir!' said the zebra. When lion asked an elephant the elephant picked up the lion with his tusks and tossed him aside. 'Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean you have to get mad,' said the lion.
Why didn't the elephants listen to the King of Jungle?
Elephants: Because he was a lion to us...
What famous movie from the 90's features an ex Arsenal manager?
Lion King (Nants ingonyama)
Huge spoiler for the Lion King (2019)
Leaks state that James Earl Jones's character will die in the upcoming film. Didn't expect that one!
I've always wondered why there isn't a chihuahua in Lion King.
Because it literally says in the first line of the opening song: '' nants\~\~ingonya\~\~mabagi, chihuahua''.
Why I don't get about Lion King...
Why the f\*c**... do all those animals worship their predators??
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Let us revive and old one.
There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
499.
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
The Lion King is having a party and all animals attend except for one. Which one and why?
The giraffe because he is in the fridge.
Sarah wants to cross a crocodile-infest river with no way to get across but swim. How does she cross safely?
Swims. The crocodiles are at the party.
Sarah dies anyways. Why?
The brick that fell out of the plane hit her on the head.
The bull and the lion
So a bull is walking through the jungle one day, bragging about his enormous size and impressive horns. He even boasted that he was afraid of nothing in the jungle. Well, a lion heard this boasting and laughed as he proceeded to kill the bull and eat him. After getting his belly full, he roared with delight that he was the king of the jungle!!!! A nearby hunter heard the roaring and shot the lion.
Moral of the story? Sometimes when you are full of bull it's better to keep your mouth shut
There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?
501
h**... do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he's still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky
A wolf and A donkey were arguing about the color of the grass.
The wolf was saying: the grass is green.
The donkey was saying: the grass is blue.
They went to the king of the jungle to judge between them.
The lion king has ordered to send the wolf to jail.
The wolf asked the lion: isn't the grass green?
The lion said: yes.
The wolf said: then why did you put me in jail?
The lion said: I didn't put you in jail because you were wrong, I put you in jail because you were arguing with a donkey.
