Lion And Cheetah Jokes

Funniest Lion And Cheetah Short Jokes

Short lion and cheetah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lion and cheetah humour may include short cheetah jokes also.

1. A lion and a cheetah had a race. The lion said you are a "cheetah" and the cheetah said you are "lion."
2. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
3. A lion and a cheetah have a game of chess and the cheetah ends up winning. Annoyed, the lion shouts, "You're a cheater!"
   The cheetah snapped back, "You're lyin'!"
4. I have the heart of a lion and the legs of a cheetah Needless to say, the zoo doesn't want me back.
5. Some call me the cheetah… And some call me the lion…
   But my ex-wife calls me a lion cheetah!
   Note: I just thought of this, so as far as I can tell it is original.
6. Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other...
   "He's the CHEETAH!"
   "What? You're LION!"
7. Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
8. What's the difference between the lion and a cheetah? The lion is king of the jungle, and a cheetah is just how i describe my ex.
9. A lion and a cheetah race A lion and a cheetah get into a race. At the end of the race the lion says to the cheetah "you're a cheetah!" The cheetah tells the lion "you're a lion!"
10. What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Lion And Cheetah One Liners

Which lion and cheetah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lion and cheetah? I can suggest the ones about lions tigers and leopard.

1. Why did the two big cats get a divorce? Because one was lion and the other was a cheetah
2. Why did the lion broke up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah!
3. Why did Tiger Woods get divorced? Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
4. Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
   A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
5. Why Did You Dump The Cougar? "Because he was a lion cheetah!"
6. Simba says, "Hey dad at school on my test I was a big cheetah." "Just kidding, I'm lion."

Lion And Cheetah Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lion and cheetah you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big cats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lion and cheetah pranks.