Linux User Jokes

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A Linux user, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar....

I know because they told everybody there

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

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In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.

What do you call a group of Linux users?

*Club Penguin.*

New user: "How come my new printer doesn't work in Linux?" Linus: "You need the right driver."

"My chauffeur's outside."

How does a Linux user evolve Bonsly?

sudo woodo

What killed the Linux user?

A terminal disease.

What is a Linux user's favourite beverage.

Root beer.

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?


Why shouldn't you have s**... with Linux users?

Open sores.

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