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59 linux jokes and hilarious linux puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about linux that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out these funny Linux jokes and puns to get a good laugh. Whether you're a fan of Arch Linux, Windows vs Linux, Kali Linux, or just love to create funny errors with sudo, these jokes will have you rolling! Get ready to enjoy some good laughs while learning more about IPatch and sudo.

Funniest Linux Short Jokes

Short linux jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The linux humour may include short user jokes also.

  1. A Linux user, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar.... I know because they told everybody there
  2. A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.
    "ephedrine?"
    "I can't serve you that"
    "sudoephedrine"
    "There you go".
  3. A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
    Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
  4. TIL The Kremlin IT department exclusively uses Linux. Turns out everyone in the Kremlin has problems with Windows.
  5. Why do astronauts prefer the Linux operating system. Because you can't open Window's in space.
  6. What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
  7. The box said 'Requires Windows 10 or better'. So I installed LINUX
  8. I have a Linux joke... But some of you would not apt-get it.
  9. I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*
  10. Why do prostitutes use Linux? It's open to the public

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Linux One Liners

Which linux one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with linux? I can suggest the ones about outlook and admin.

  1. Daddy, what are cloud made of? Linux servers, mostly.
  2. What is a Linux user's favorite game? sudo ku
  3. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
  4. Why do people on the iss use linux You can't open windows in space
  5. Why is it so warm in Linus Torvalds' office? Because he doesn't have Windows.
  6. Why do astronauts use Linux? Because you can't open Windows in space.
  7. Why do astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open windows
  8. I like my women like my kernels
    about 6 years old and stable
  9. [Computers] Why do Linux admins always take Xanax? Because they're constantly battling their daemons.
  10. I think Debian Linux.... .... has a very `apt` package manager.
  11. How would you know if someone uses Linux-GNU? Don't worry, they will tell you
  12. Who Has The Highest Rank in the Linux Military? The kernel.
  13. What do you call a group of Linux users? *Club Penguin.*
  14. Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss
  15. Astronauts use Linux because... They cannot open Windows in space.

Linux User Jokes

Here is a list of funny linux user jokes and even better linux user puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • New user: "How come my new printer doesn't work in Linux?" Linus: "You need the right driver." "My chauffeur's outside."
  • How does a Linux user evolve Bonsly? sudo woodo
  • What killed the Linux user? A terminal disease.
  • What is a Linux user's favourite beverage. Root beer.
  • What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal? DIR
  • Why shouldn't you have s**... with Linux users? Open sores.

Linux Sudo Jokes

Here is a list of funny linux sudo jokes and even better linux sudo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone.
  • Why is learning linux s**...? All of the lessons are full of sudo science
Linux joke, Why is learning linux s**...?

Linux Terminal Jokes

Here is a list of funny linux terminal jokes and even better linux terminal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal.
    (OC joke.)

Linux Bash Jokes

Here is a list of funny linux bash jokes and even better linux bash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The boss was shouting at the co-worker at tor not knowing how to use Linux I asked him to stop, bashing much won't help either..
  • A new bug has recently been found in Linux's Bash. I'm rather shellshocked.
Linux joke, A new bug has recently been found in Linux's Bash.

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Linux Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about linux you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean software jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make linux pranks.

New York City is like Linux

* Spend the first year re-learning how to perform basic tasks
* Spend the rest of your lifetime claiming how much better it is
* Bad drivers
Source: @ chromakode on Twitter

You go in for an interview for a Linux programming job...

...and you are asked for an example of your linux programming abilities,
so you type into the terminal "sudo apt-get JOB"

So a network specialist comes up to me and says "do you wanna here a joke?"

There was a Linux error

Met a guy once who rapped about nothing but Linux systems

His name was 50CentOS

What does a dyslexic Linux SysAdmin have for breakfast?

cron flakes

Linux joke, What does a dyslexic Linux SysAdmin have for breakfast?

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