The Best 20 Linoleum Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linoleum jokes. There are some linoleum debra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linoleum allegiance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Linoleum Jokes and Puns

What do you call a hand grenade that was thrown into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blonaparte :)

What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Linoleum joke, What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen?

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Men are like linoleum flooring. If you lay it correctly the first time, you can walk all over them for 30 + years.

I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.

I guess i took them for granite


Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded?

The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart.

Women know that men are like linoleum . . .

If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years.

Linoleum joke, Women know that men are like linoleum . . .

What's the result of tossing a live grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blown apart.

What do you call a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blownapart!

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Do you know that french general who likes to fire his cannon at kitchens?

His name is Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you get when you blow up a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Tony calls his buddy Larry and asks him what he's going to do tonight.

Larry tells Tony, "I'm gonna be layin' linoleum."

Tony says, "Oh yeah!! You think she can get a friend for me?!!"

What do you get when a French kitchen explodes?

DeBrie. Also among the ruins would be Linoleum Blownapart.

Linoleum joke, What do you get when a French kitchen explodes?

I called up my janitor the other day...

to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it.

I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.

What do you call a kitchen explosion in early 1800s France?

Linoleum Blown Apart!

Did you hear about the French chef that blew up the kitchen?

They're calling him Linoleum Blownapart


What does linoleum and your love-making partner have in common?

If you lay them just right, you can walk on them for twenty years.

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