Linoleum Jokes
19 linoleum jokes and hilarious linoleum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about linoleum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Linoleum Short Jokes
Short linoleum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The linoleum humour may include short floor covering jokes also.
- What do you call a hand grenade that was thrown into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
- Next time someone complains about millennials Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.
- I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite
- Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart.
- What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common? If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
- Do you know that french general who likes to fire his cannon at kitchens? His name is Linoleum Blownapart.
- What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart
- Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
- Tony calls his buddy Larry and asks him what he's going to do tonight. Larry tells Tony, "I'm gonna be layin' linoleum."
Tony says, "Oh yeah!! You think she can get a friend for me?!!" - What do you get when a French kitchen explodes? DeBrie. Also among the ruins would be Linoleum Blownapart.
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Linoleum One Liners
Which linoleum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with linoleum? I can suggest the ones about wooden floor and vinyl.
- What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
- What do you get when you blow up a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
- What's the result of tossing a live grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blown apart.
Delightful Fun Linoleum Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about linoleum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hardwood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make linoleum pranks.
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What do you get when you hand a Frenchman a live grenade and then shove him into a kitchen?
Linoleum Blownaparte
I called up my janitor the other day...
to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it.
I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.
Did you hear about the French chef that blew up the kitchen?
They're calling him Linoleum Blownapart
