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Funniest Linoleum Short Jokes

Short linoleum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The linoleum humour may include short floor covering jokes also.

1. What do you call a hand grenade that was thrown into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
2. A joke told to me by an ex-girlfriend Why are men like linoleum floors?
   Lay one right the first time and you can walk all over it the rest of your life.
3. What do you get when you hand a Frenchman a live grenade and then shove him into a kitchen? Linoleum Blownaparte
4. Next time someone complains about millennials Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.
5. Advice for young women: Men are like linoleum flooring. If you lay it correctly the first time, you can walk all over them for 30 + years.
6. I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite
7. Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart.
8. Women know that men are like linoleum . . . If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years.
9. How are men like a linoleum kitchen floor? If you are able to lay them correctly the first time, Then You Are Able To Walk All Over Them For The Next Twenty Five Years.
10. What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common? If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Linoleum One Liners

Which linoleum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with linoleum? I can suggest the ones about wooden floor and vinyl.

1. What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom? Linoleum Blonaparte :)
2. What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
3. What's the result of tossing a live grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blown apart.
4. What do you call a bomb in a French bathroom? Linoleum Blownapart!
5. What do you get when you drop a bomb in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart.
6. What do you get when you blow up a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart
7. What do you call a kitchen e**... in early 1800s France? Linoleum Blown Apart!

Delightful Fun Linoleum Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about linoleum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hardwood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make linoleum pranks.