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Funniest Linkin Park Short Jokes

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  1. If Linkin Park plays in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
  2. My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm obsessed with Linkin park But in the end it doesn't even matter
  3. Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
  4. The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican.. ..Indian. It doesn't even matter.
  5. People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter...
  6. I asked Linkin Park why don't they perform in India. They said... Indian it doesn't even matter.
  7. So my boyfriend broke up with me because I reference Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it didn't even matter.
  8. I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!
  9. My girlfriend left me because of my Linkin Park obsession But in the end it doesn't even matter
  10. My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

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Linkin Park One Liners

Which linkin park one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with linkin park? I can suggest the ones about led zeppelin and pearl jam.

  1. My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard.
  2. What browser do Linkin Park use? Microsoft Edge
  3. I've bought a Linkin Park pillow It's a place for my head.
  4. Just heard linkin park is now singing pop I guess they are breaking the habit
  5. How did Linkin Park drown? They got caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow.
  6. What is the ex-nun's favorite Linkin Park song? Breaking the Habit
  7. What is Zelda's favorite band? Link-in park.
  8. What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel? A Linkin Park.
  9. Had a Linkin Park song stuck in my head Turns out it's One Direction.
  10. To Linkin Park I wrote a letter.. but in the end it doesn't even matter.
  11. Why all video seekers headed towards public garden? Because there's Linkin Park.
  12. What was Chester doing at Linkin Park? Just hangin around
  13. If Linkin Park was to describe photons: "[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."
  14. My wife just left me because I make too many Linkin Park references.
  15. What happens when you join two Koreans together? Linkin Park.

Linkin Park joke, What happens when you join two Koreans together?

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Why do Asians love Linkin Park so much?

Because the band itself has an Asian surname

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

My friends hate me because I make too many Linkin Park references.

but in the end it doesn't even matter.

A girl once broke up with me...

A girl once broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. It was a great releationship, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession...

...But in the end it doesnt even matter...

Whenever a nun leaves the Catholic church they should play "Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park

If a tree falls in the forest...

...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?

"Did you know that Linkin Park is the best band to listen to while waiting in line to meet U2?"

Because I'm one step closer to the Edge, and I'm about to break.

My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references.

It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge.

My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park.

I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter.

My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park

But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter

My wife left me because I made too many linkin park references

oh well, I guess in the end it doesn't even matter.

Linkin Park's web developer spent hours trying to fix a byte ordering bug.

He tried so hard and got so far, but in the endian it doesn't even matter.

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

Did you hear Chester of Linkin Park committed s**...?

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Why did Chester Bennington commit s**...?

Cause he was the lead singer of Linkin Park

Chester from Linkin Park passed away

He was one step closer to the edge and he finally broke.

I was arguing with Linkin Park over the mass of sunlight...

...but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I asked my friend to stop making Linkin Park references..

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I wanna hear, I wanna fear, what I thought was never rear.

Said the chinese man singing linkin park.

My ex broke up with me for using too many linkin park's references.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

My girlfriend broke up with me for listening to Linkin Park too much

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

My ex left me because I listen to Linkin Park, took me a year to realize.

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

My girlfriend is breaking up with me because I keep making terrible Linkin Park jokes,

What I've done

My friends think I'm a fanboy because of my obsession with Linkin Park.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

You can make all the Linkin Park jokes you want...

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Girlfriend left me for quoting Linkin Park too much.

I'm not even worried. Because in the end, it doesn't even matter

My girlfriend left me because of my Linkin Park addiction

But in the eeeennddd it doesn't even maatteeerrrr

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Linkin Park joke, The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican..

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