The Best 47 Linkin Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linkin jokes. There are some linkin girl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linkin depeche puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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So my boyfriend broke up with me because I reference Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it didn't even matter.

People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references...

but in the end, it doesn't even matter...

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Linkin joke, How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

My friends hate me because I make too many Linkin Park references.

but in the end it doesn't even matter.

If Linkin Park plays in a forest, and no one is there to hear it,

in the end, does it even matter?


My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

A girl once broke up with me...

A girl once broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. It was a great releationship, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Linkin joke, A girl once broke up with me...

Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession...

...But in the end it doesnt even matter...

Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references...

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park

I tried so hard.

If a tree falls in the forest...

...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?

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"Did you know that Linkin Park is the best band to listen to while waiting in line to meet U2?"

Because I'm one step closer to the Edge, and I'm about to break.

My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many Linkin Park references.

It pushed me One Step Closer to the Edge.

My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.

I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Linkin joke, Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park.

I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter.

My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park

But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are & Be


My wife left me because I made too many linkin park references

oh well, I guess in the end it doesn't even matter.

Linkin Park's web developer spent hours trying to fix a byte ordering bug.

He tried so hard and got so far, but in the endian it doesn't even matter.

What band do pigs listen to?

Linkin Pork

To Linkin Park I wrote a letter..

but in the end it doesn't even matter.

What's a sausage makers favourite band?

Linkin Pork

How did Linkin Park drown?

They got caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow.

What browser do Linkin Park use?

Microsoft Edge

My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm obsessed with Linkin park

But in the end it doesn't even matter

What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?

A Linkin Park.

Had a Linkin Park song stuck in my head

Turns out it's One Direction.

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

Just heard linkin park is now singing pop

I guess they are breaking the habit

I was arguing with Linkin Park over the mass of sunlight...

...but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I asked my friend to stop making Linkin Park references..

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

I wanna hear, I wanna fear, what I thought was never rear.

Said the chinese man singing linkin park.

My ex broke up with me for using too many linkin park's references.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

What is Zelda's favorite band?

Link-in park.

I've bought a Linkin Park pillow

It's a place for my head.

My girlfriend broke up with me for listening to Linkin Park too much

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

My ex left me because I listen to Linkin Park, took me a year to realize.

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

My girlfriend is breaking up with me because I keep making terrible Linkin Park jokes,

What I've done

I asked Linkin Park why don't they perform in India. They said...

Indian it doesn't even matter.

My friends think I'm a fanboy because of my obsession with Linkin Park.

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

What is the ex-nun's favorite Linkin Park song?

Breaking the Habit

You can make all the Linkin Park jokes you want...

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Girlfriend left me for quoting Linkin Park too much.

I'm not even worried. Because in the end, it doesn't even matter

My girlfriend left me because of my Linkin Park addiction

But in the eeeennddd it doesn't even maatteeerrrr

My girlfriend just broke up with me due to my linkin park obsession.

...But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

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