The Best 10 Linkedin Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linkedin jokes. There are some linkedin notification jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linkedin uninstall puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Linkedin Jokes and Puns

I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network...

...and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

LinkedIn is the worst dating app

All people want to talk about is work and what I plan on doing after graduation

LinkedIn is a lot like Tinder

hot girls add you and when you ask to go out for a coffee they block you

What is Zelda's favorite app?


Social media in a nutshell

Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
Twitter: "I'm so funny"
Snapchat: "I'm a dog"

Before LinkedIn,

I didn't know any strangers.

What do you get when you cross nu metal with professional networking?

LinkedIn Park

How do edgy people find jobs?

LinkedIn Park

Putin wants to block LinkedIn

You just can't store data.

Which President has created the most jobs through business networking?

Abraham LinkedIn

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the linkedin hacker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working linkedin app piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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