The Best 74 Link Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Link jokes. There are some link scroll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these link browse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Link Jokes and Puns

Amish Hooker

What's an Amish Hooker do?

Ten Mennonite!

(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)

Offensive NFL joke. Trigger Warning: Terrorism/World Trade Centre/Religious, anybody who is offended do not open this link

I'm really worried about Tim Tebow taking over the QB position. The last time anybody that religious had control of the Jets 9/11 happened

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Link joke, What is the saddest thing in you're life?

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT


I heard there was a website to find missing sausage....

But I couldn't find the link

If Linkin Park plays in a forest, and no one is there to hear it,

in the end, does it even matter?

Link joke, If Linkin Park plays in a forest, and no one is there to hear it,

Want to know how to not get malware?

To late, you already clicked the link.

I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff

But I forgot the link.

I got 99 karma but link ain't one.

Got an email from an airline inviting me to"Discover America".

I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.

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I wanted to show you a new link

but i can't afford the latest Zelda

Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia

If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.

Zelda is a web browser

Because Link appears in it.

What's the most-clicked link on the Alzheimer's support website?

Forgot Your Password?

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Link joke, Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

A new study was released linking caffiene consumption and news media coverage.

The link was strongest among those in the French press. (Sory)

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

.... you get a Hyperlink ...

Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline?

Hey, sex cells.


How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

"Did you know that Linkin Park is the best band to listen to while waiting in line to meet U2?"

Because I'm one step closer to the Edge, and I'm about to break.

If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...

It's full of trojans!!

A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...

...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.

New scientific research finds a link between blood type and happiness. The best blood type for happiness?

B positive.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

TIL Clickbaits are so popular because the percentage of people clicking on a clickbait link is........

100%, apparently.

TIFU by clicking on a link that read "Click to see something unexpected!"

Spanish Inquisition.

I saw a Dwarf who had escaped from prison climbing over a chain link fence. As he was climbing down the other side he scowled and stuck his tongue out at me and ran away...

I said to myself "That was a little condescending"

What do you call a redneck virgin...

A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Sorry I can't link to the sight I found this on like 7 months ago I don't remember which one it was and can't find it.

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

Do you know what happens when you click a link without knowing what it is?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are & Be

I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on...

...so I clicked "open Link in New Tab".

How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die?

Heart complications.

My girlfriend wanted to dress up as Zelda before sex

I wasn't into it, but that's ok - I don't Link Shame

How come Link never brushes his teeth?

He wants breath of the wild.

How would Hyrule be called if it had been Link who created the kingdom?

HYAAAArule.

....

Yeah that was bad....

How did Linkin Park drown?

They got caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow.

My friend asked me to go outside because I was spending too much time on the internet.

I said "Cool, send me the link and I'll check it out."

I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.

Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open a door?

Triforce.

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

Link to the ultimate guide for sewing and hemming clothing.

Sorry, wrong thread.

What should Link do if Zelda says no?

Triforce.

What kind of Sausage does Zelda like?

Link

How did Link win the basketball game?

With his hookshot... (Sorry)

They say there's a link between masturbation and blindness

But I don't see it.

Those Zelda games...

...really Link together

I wish there was a "Where's Waldo" for "The Legend of Zelda"

It should be titled "The Missing Link"

What was Zelda looking for in the evolution?

The missing Link

I just saw a "Breaking News" link from Fox News come across my Facebook feed

Fully thought it was their new slogan

A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."

credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments

What do Link and a dirty old man have in common?

They both go around collecting ancient screws.

LinkedIn is the worst dating app

All people want to talk about is work and what I plan on doing after graduation

If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT

It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

What did Zelda tell Link when he wasn't able to open the door?

Triforce

LinkedIn is a lot like Tinder

hot girls add you and when you ask to go out for a coffee they block you

How do you make a protein?

You link amino acids together.

How do you make an enzyme?

You wrap proteins together.

How do you make a hormone?

You give me your mother for an hour.

What's a 1000 year old chain's favourite video game?

A link from the past.

What would Rhett do if Link died?

Good Mythical Mourning.

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Click on this link to get free robux to your roblox accounts .

What does Link have in common with Tony Stark?

They both like smashing pots.

TIL That procrastination stems from 2 basic personality traits

I'll post the link in a minute.

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don't expect a Spanish Link decision

Recently I was playing Zelda on the SNES

It really was a link to the past.

IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED JAMES CHARLES NUDE , DON'T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER!

// THE POLICE

My dad was looking for lemon creams online (true story)

He clicks on a link to a supermarket webpage and says to access this page you must accept cookies.

Don't mind if I do he responded and accepted.

Still haven't received those cookies yet.

I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 Michael Jackson parody today but I realized

That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.

IF YOU SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK SAYING "CLICK HERE FOR TRUMP NUDES" DON'T OPEN IT

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business.

Here's the Amazon link to it!

The FBI recently found a common link amoung those that stormed the capital on the January 6th riots.

Turns out they all shop at Traitor Joes.

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