The Best 10 Linguists Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linguists jokes. There are some linguists naval jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linguists anecdote puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Linguists Jokes and Puns

Bubba n' Buford IV

Law enforcement officers in east Texas must also be linguists on occasion just to communicate. Take the time Bubba n' Buford were pulled over outside of Madisonville and the officer walked up and simply said "You boys have any ID?". Now that would seem a simple, clearly understood request...but not in east Texas. Buford with a puzzled look on his face responded "ID 'bout what?"

An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue.

The linguists in the group are offended and leave.

A group of linguists at the key note of a conference

They started chanting "Speech! Speech! Speech! ..."

Linguists joke, A group of linguists at the key note of a conference

I shared a shuttle ride today with a linguist heading to Turkey to study Tuva throat singers. (No joke!) I was reminded of this joke: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the expert in contextually-indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

The other one.

What kind of Shoes do Linguists wear?

Converse


Why did an overzealous linguists kill a mathematician for proving that A=B?

Because it literally doesn't!!!

What is a linguists favorite cereal?

Synonym toast crunch.

Linguists joke, What is a linguists favorite cereal?

How many linguists does it take to screw in a light blub?

Did you know there's a language that forms commands by adding an L to the verb?

Linguists call it the More-L Imperative.

"Complete" or "Finished"?

**Here's your English lesson for the day!**

**"Complete" or "Finished"?**

No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was the presenter when he was asked to make that very distinction.

The question put to him by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: Some say there is no difference between 'complete' and 'finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

Mr. Balgobin's response: When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the linguists language jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working linguists historians piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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