The Best 21 Linguistics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Linguistics jokes. There are some linguistics student jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linguistics language puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Linguistics Jokes and Puns

Double Positives.

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'

A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

A linguistics professor is giving a lecture...

She says "Only in few languages, like Russian do two negatives make a positive, but there is not a single language known where two positives make a negative"
A witty student shouts back "yeah right! "

What do you call a blind old woman who teaches linguistics?

A Gramma Not-See!

(-_-)

Linguistics joke, What do you call a blind old woman who teaches linguistics?

Linguistics Student: "What's a glottal fricative?"

"*Heavy sigh*"

A linguistics professor is lecturing his class

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."


I love linguistics

Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements.

What did the Spanish linguistics project say to the other?

Eyyyy essay

Linguistics joke, What did the Spanish linguistics project say to the other?

A college linguistics club was getting drunk at a bar.

You know they'll be getting into semantics tonight.

I've decided to put off my gender transition surgery until after I've gotten my linguistics degree

I'm a trans later

Did you hear about EA's new game Sim Antics?

It's an outrageous simulation of the logistics of linguistics.

NSFW During a Linguistics lecture today, the teacher demonstrated how nouns can be turned into verbs;

for example "a brush is used to brush some one". My teacher gazed around the class, asking us for another example.

In retrospect, I don't think she liked the word "fist".

You can explore linguistics sophomore reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean linguistics lecturer dad jokes. There are also linguistics puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?

He gave him a harsh sentence.

I used to like structuralist linguistics...

But now I'm not Saussure.

My Linguistics Professor walked up to me and said…

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Tri-lingual.

What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

Bi-lingual.

What do you call a person who speaks one language?

American.

I asked my friend if he preferred prescriptive or descriptive linguistics....

...he said, "It's **pro**scriptive".

A linguistics professor says

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Linguistics joke, A linguistics professor says

A linguistics professor says during a lecture...

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day...

"In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."


Professor of linguistics

A professor of linguistics was giving a lecture about double negatives he " in some languages double negative means positive but in others double negative means still means negative , but there is no such thing as double positive meaning negative"

A student from the back was heard shouting "yeah right"

Two rights make a wrong

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.

In English , he explained, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However, the professor continued, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative.

A voice from the back of the room interrupted and said yeah, right.

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