The Best 18 Linguistic Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linguistic jokes. There are some linguistic contemporary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linguistic quinta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Linguistic Jokes and Puns

A linguistics professor is lecturing his class

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."

A linguistics professor says

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A linguistics professor says during a lecture...

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Linguistic joke, A linguistics professor says during a lecture...

A linguistics professor is giving a lecture...

She says "Only in few languages, like Russian do two negatives make a positive, but there is not a single language known where two positives make a negative"
A witty student shouts back "yeah right! "

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."


How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?

He gave him a harsh sentence.

My Linguistics Professor walked up to me and said…

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Tri-lingual.

What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

Bi-lingual.

What do you call a person who speaks one language?

American.

Linguistic joke, My Linguistics Professor walked up to me and said…

What's the difference between Neanderthal man, and Cro-magnon man?

Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings.

Linguistics Student: "What's a glottal fricative?"

"*Heavy sigh*"

Did you hear the judge's recent linguistic faux pas, when they were addressing a recently convicted defendant?

I Order you to serve 2 years incarcerated, 2 years active probation, 1 year of passive probation, 400 hours of community service, evidence of completion of an education service approved by the court, submit to a mental health evaluation..., etc., etc..

Yeah, it was a run-on sentence.

Freudian Slips

A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another.

A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother.

You can explore linguistic bien reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean linguistic linguist dad jokes. There are also linguistic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Car analogies

are the Toyota Corollas of linguistic comparisons.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

If you think Emma Stone is something, look up her sister Rosetta.

Smoking hot, and a linguistic genius. Speaks 24 languages.

Why do you never hear a sailor counting to 10?

Because they're more interested in fishing, sailing etc./ No pragmatic function for that distinct linguistic utility.

hi What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes

(its a linguistic joke)

Linguistic joke, hi What did the stork say to the couple?

How do you know when a politician is linguistic

When they are in bed sleeping

"Complete" versus "finished"

No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, it was addressed this way:

When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the linguistic une jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working linguistic define piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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