The Best 8 Linger Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linger jokes. There are some linger stay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linger forever puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Linger Jokes and Puns

I was at a lingerie store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...

It's called a Freudian Slip.

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

(A lingerie joke) How does a redneck know how to put on sweatpants?

The cigarette holes go in the front.

I went to a lingerie shop

I picked up some pants and asked them server if they were satin

He said "no they're new"


How long till Dolores O'riordan comes back as a zombie?

I'll just let that linger.

I went to a lingerie shop to buy some underwear for my girlfriend

"Are these satin?" I asked.

"No," said the shopkeeper, "They're new."

New lingerie (sfw)

I'm going to start a new line of high end lingerie.
It's working title/name is Effrontery
Our naughtiest line of products of course will be called Sheer Effrontery

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the linger maggot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working linger franchise piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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