Ling Jokes
46 ling jokes and hilarious ling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ling Short Jokes
Short ling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ling humour may include short isle jokes also.
- I just saw a Chinese magic show The magician was named Fu Ling Yu and his female assistance was called Han Mi Dat. Great stuff.
- What's the Chinese minister for bowling sport's name? Bo Ling
What's the Korean minister for bowling sport's name?
Bo Ling-Pin. - Why did the insulting person get banned on the Christian server? He was caught heck-ling someone.
- So there's an Asian and Black kid conversing with each other. Jerome: Hey Ling, did you find your cat yet?
Ling: No Jerome, but have you seen your dad lately - 🎶When some kid jumps the side of your cage then you died🎶 That's Harambe.
(R.I.P., ting-a-ling-a-ling) - My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*
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Ling One Liners
Which ling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ling? I can suggest the ones about ting and ledge.
- I used to date this girl named Ling but then I had to dumpling.
- What kind of music do Jedi Knights listen to? *YODA*-ling.
- What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling
- What is the name of a Chinese girl that struggles in school? Fai-Ling!
- What do you call a Chinese postwoman? Mai Ling
- What's the name of China's best con artist? Foo Ling Yoo
- What chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling.
- Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter? Yung Ling
- What do you call a Chinese skydiver? Fall-Ling
- Truth or Dare Ling Ling truth or dare?
"Truth"
Where is Stacey's dog?
"Dare" - An Asian buffet manager started looking for new staff... Her name was Hai-Ling Nao.
- What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U
- What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice? Yoda-ling
- I broke up with my Asian girlfriend... It was hard to dump-Ling
- I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling
Playful Ling Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about ling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ling pranks.
A linguistics professor is lecturing his class
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."
What do linguists do when they're feeling naughty?
They get into some antics.
A linguist walks into a bar
Bartender: Sir, what beer would you like?
Linguist: IPA
Bartender: Oh sorry, \[sɜː, wɒt bɪə wəd jə laɪk\]
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I was at a l**... store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
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Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker?
Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?
He gave him a harsh sentence.
A Linguist, a musician, and a content creator walk into a bar
They all start using slurs
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What does a l**... store and a guitar store have in common?
They both sell G-strings
What did the linguinist say to the philosopher?
A penne for your thoughts.
I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes.
They always say 'feeling dank'
Linguistics Student: "What's a glottal fricative?"
"*Heavy sigh*"
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New l**... (sfw)
I'm going to start a new line of high end l**....
It's working title/name is Effrontery
Our naughtiest line of products of course will be called Sheer Effrontery
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(A l**... joke) How does a r**... know how to put on sweatpants?
The cigarette holes go in the front.
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I went to a l**... shop
I picked up some pants and asked them server if they were satin
He said "no they're new"
Where does a linguist keep their belongings?
In their genitive case
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What is the linguistic description of sentences like h**... h**... h**...' and 'merry Christmas'?
They are both santa clauses.
How many linguists does it take to screw in a light blub?
Linguists from France, Italy, and Germany were debating which language was the most beautiful.
The German representative was waving his hand frantically to be chosen to speak, when the French representative began to speak.
"French is certainly sublime. Consider the word Papillon. How could the word for butterfly be more beautiful than the butterfly itself
The German is dying to speak, but then the Italian chimes in.
"Italian is as beautiful as French. Our word for butterfly is Farfalle, also more beautiful than the insect itself"
Finally it's the German's turn. He is dying to speak and blurts out,
"AND VAT IS WRONG WITH SCHMETTERLING!?"
2 twins changing their name.
There are a pair of twins called Ving and Ling. Ving decided to go to the town hall to change his name. Ling decided to give him a lift there. When they arrived Ling reminded Ving that he would disgrace their family if he changed his name to Lee. Ving takes a form and quickly fills it out to change his name. He sends off the form, but immediately starts to regret it. He is told that to revoke his form he must pay a small fee. Ling takes out her purse and is about to hand over the money when suddenly... A man, their father, bursts through the door and embraces Ving and tells them, "Don't stop, be Lee, Ving", "Hold on to that fee, ling."
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What Kind Of Ping Pong Do Asian People Play?
c**... Ling Long Ting Tong ping pong
