Ling Jokes
46 ling jokes and hilarious ling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ling Short Jokes
Short ling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ling humour may include short isle jokes also.
- Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker? Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
- I just saw a Chinese magic show The magician was named Fu Ling Yu and his female assistance was called Han Mi Dat. Great stuff.
- What's the Chinese minister for bowling sport's name? Bo Ling
What's the Korean minister for bowling sport's name?
Bo Ling-Pin. - Why did the insulting person get banned on the Christian server? He was caught heck-ling someone.
- So there's an Asian and Black kid conversing with each other. Jerome: Hey Ling, did you find your cat yet?
Ling: No Jerome, but have you seen your dad lately - 🎶When some kid jumps the side of your cage then you died🎶 That's Harambe.
(R.I.P., ting-a-ling-a-ling) - What do you call an Asian lady whos in poverty? A-Poor-Ling
- I broke up with my Asian girlfriend... It was hard to dump-Ling
- What's do you call a Chinese person that keeps hitting their head? Low See-Ling.
- What do you call a Chinese man sitting on a wall? Ray ling
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Ling One Liners
Which ling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ling? I can suggest the ones about ting and ledge.
- I used to date this girl named Ling but then I had to dumpling.
- What kind of music do Jedi Knights listen to? *YODA*-ling.
- What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling
- What is the name of a Chinese girl that struggles in school? Fai-Ling!
- What do you call a Chinese postwoman? Mai Ling
- I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling
- What's the name of China's best con artist? Foo Ling Yoo
- What chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling.
- Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter? Yung Ling
- What do you call a Chinese skydiver? Fall-Ling
- Truth or Dare Ling Ling truth or dare?
"Truth"
Where is Stacey's dog?
"Dare" - What do you call a Chinese midget? Half Ling.
- An Asian buffet manager started looking for new staff... Her name was Hai-Ling Nao.
- What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U
- What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice? Yoda-ling
Playful Ling Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about ling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ling pranks.
A linguistics professor is lecturing his class
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."
A linguistics professor says
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
A linguistics professor is giving a lecture...
She says "Only in few languages, like Russian do two negatives make a positive, but there is not a single language known where two positives make a negative"
A witty student shouts back "yeah right! "
A linguistics professor says during a lecture...
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
What do linguists do when they're feeling naughty?
They get into some antics.
A linguist walks into a bar
Bartender: Sir, what beer would you like?
Linguist: IPA
Bartender: Oh sorry, \[sɜː, wɒt bɪə wəd jə laɪk\]
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
I was at a l**... store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
How did the linguistics professor punish the late student?
He gave him a harsh sentence.
A Linguist, a musician, and a content creator walk into a bar
They all start using slurs
What does a l**... store and a guitar store have in common?
They both sell G-strings
My Linguistics Professor walked up to me and said…
What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
Tri-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Bi-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks one language?
American.
What did the linguinist say to the philosopher?
A penne for your thoughts.
I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes.
They always say 'feeling dank'
Linguistics Student: "What's a glottal fricative?"
"*Heavy sigh*"
New l**... (sfw)
I'm going to start a new line of high end l**....
It's working title/name is Effrontery
Our naughtiest line of products of course will be called Sheer Effrontery
(A l**... joke) How does a r**... know how to put on sweatpants?
The cigarette holes go in the front.
I went to a l**... shop
I picked up some pants and asked them server if they were satin
He said "no they're new"
I went to a l**... shop to buy some underwear for my girlfriend
"Are these satin?" I asked.
"No," said the shopkeeper, "They're new."
Where does a linguist keep their belongings?
In their genitive case
What is the linguistic description of sentences like h**... h**... h**...' and 'merry Christmas'?
They are both santa clauses.
