The Best 8 Lineup Jokes

Following is our collection of Lineup jokes which are very funny. There are some lineup jerseys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lineup starters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lineup Jokes and Puns

A girl once said about me "He's the one!"

Granted I would have preferred she didn't say it in a police lineup. But you have to take what you get.

Police Lineup

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot."

One of them, when it was his turn, shouted, "That's not what I said!"

Why didn't the Soviet Union publish any Where's Waldo books?

It would be too easy to find Waldo, everyone would be waiting in a lineup.

My humor is like a police line-up.

Dark.

Models

Why did the models keep tripping on the runway?

They were showing off the fall lineup. Badumtss


Never any appreciation

Sure, I might be one of the world's greatest pickpockets, but does anyone ever notice?

However, there was one time when I ended up in a police lineup, but even then I didn't get the recognition I deserved.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Q: What do you call a lineup of famous ladies vaginas?

A: The who's who of hoo-hoos.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lineup osx jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lineup broadcast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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