Lineup Jokes

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A girl once said about me "He's the one!"

Granted I would have preferred she didn't say it in a police lineup. But you have to take what you get.

Police Lineup

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot."
One of them, when it was his turn, shouted, "That's not what I said!"

My humor is like a police line-up.


Why didn't the Soviet Union publish any Where's Waldo books?

It would be too easy to find Waldo, everyone would be waiting in a lineup.

I was looking up some baseball history,

*I mean, if you know - you know* ..
But the best way to describe the lineup of the 1935 New York Yankees in one word is, 'ruthless'.

I was robbed by a sorceress

Went down to the police station too see a lineup but I couldnt tell which was witch

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