Lines Jokes

147 lines jokes and hilarious lines puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lines that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Lines Short Jokes

Short lines jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lines humour may include short lined jokes also.

  1. The women I meet in bars have the WORST pickup line... They're like, "Hey, what's your friends name?" Never works on me ladies.
  2. I just got a job in a factory making plastic dracula There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
  3. A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket. You're LGBT, right? I asked.
    You forgot about the 'Q', they replied bluntly.
    No, I said, you did.
  4. Made up by my elementary-aged kid: How do old people line up? In an elderly fashion. (So proud)
  5. A lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual person, and a trans person are waiting in line It was an LGBT queue
  6. If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line? Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
  7. Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk.

    Customs officer: Occupation?
    Putin: No, just visiting.
  8. I don't care if Caitlin Jenner identifies as a woman, but April identifying as January is crossing the line.
  9. There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this
  10. I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal.
    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

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Lines One Liners

Which lines one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lines? I can suggest the ones about lining and rows.

  1. What's it called when a king and Queen have no children? A receding heir line...
  2. Why do North Koreans draw lines so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.
  3. Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines? Because they have a supreme ruler
  4. What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
  5. What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line? You get a LGBTQ.
  6. "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." Great movie quote, terrible pickup line…
  7. Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch
  8. What do you call a line at the gay bar? An LGBT queue.
  9. What is long, black and dangerous to cut into? the line at KFC
  10. Do you wanna hear a joke about Jim Jones? Oh, never mind. The punch line is too long.
  11. how do you get from sweden to russia? you cross the finnish line
  12. Look, I'm all for coloring books... but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
  13. What do you call a redheaded gentleman from a long line of redheads? A ginger bred man.
  14. There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator the division is clear
  15. Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines.

Front Lines Jokes

Here is a list of funny front lines jokes and even better front lines puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance..
    So I pushed her over
  • Why did the Russian oligarch sign up for the draft? Because going to the front line was safer than trying to open his hotel room window.
  • At willcall for a concert, I start a conversation with the lady in front of me. It was the first time I had used a pick up line to talk to a woman.
  • Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms.
  • Why do French military vehicles have rearview mirrors? So they can see the front lines
  • So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. "This is the punchline."
  • Why did the narcolepsy patient have boys lining up outside her front door? She had a reputation for sleeping around.
  • Peter Dinklage walks into a doctor's office. He says, I'm a Hollywood star. Can I go to the front of the line? Doctor: I am sorry Sir, but you have to be a little patient.
  • I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order.
    I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."
  • Did I tell you about my trick for getting to the front of the line at gas stations? I call it my gas trick bypass.

Power Lines Jokes

Here is a list of funny power lines jokes and even better power lines puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the power line not go to prom? She was grounded
  • The Heart-Shaped Herb has been responsible for granting superhuman powers to every King of Wakanda in the line. It blessed the reigns down in Africa.
  • All the power lines went down in a storm last Friday ... Everyone was *delighted*.
  • A man died electrocuted when trying to steal a cable from power lines. I guess he's a bad thief but a good conductor.
  • I regret buying that top of the line PC; computing power doubles every 18 months so the computer is now obsolete. I'm feeling buyers remoore's.
  • What do you call a guy that can cut down trees without hitting the power lines? Smart feller
  • I just flew into a power line and boy, are my arms wired!
  • Why do the birds sit on power lines? They need to recharge.
  • ISIS's New Candy Bar Line In order to shore up waning power in Syria and Iraq, ISIS put out a candy bar appealing to young Muslims. They call it the: Allahu Choklatbar! exclamation point
  • Did you hear about the solar powered clothes dryer? It's called a clothes line.
Lines joke, Did you hear about the solar powered clothes dryer?

Break Up Lines Jokes

Here is a list of funny break up lines jokes and even better break up lines puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?
  • I stopped by my favorite noodle place on my lunch break, but the line to get in was out the door. There was no way I'd be able to order and get back to work on time, it was a real pho queue.
  • Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart" I couldn't if I tried.
  • I was surprised to learn that stepping on a crack really breaks your mama's back and stepping on a line really breaks your father spine Unfortunately for me, my sister just stepped on a rock
  • (cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
  • I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?
  • "Did you know that Linkin Park is the best band to listen to while waiting in line to meet U2?" Because I'm one step closer to the Edge, and I'm about to break.
  • Years of trying to break into acting and I have been finally cast as a drug dealer, It's just a shame I only have one line
  • A Karate master teaches his students how to break a piece of wood He points his finger to the center of the board and tells his students, "This is the punch line"
  • F**c**... cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines: Anyone got some c**...?

Enemy Lines Jokes

Here is a list of funny enemy lines jokes and even better enemy lines puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the soldier who snuck behind enemy lines disguised as a Christmas tree? He was a decorated veteran.
  • I call the day I got my vasectomy "V-Day." It was the day I occupied my western front and took out enemy lines.
  • [CS:GO] What do you call low-level players who line up for the enemy team? A Silver Eclipse.
  • What did the General say when the enemy broke through his line? "Darn, all my clothes in the mud."

Best Pickup Lines Jokes

Here is a list of funny best pickup lines jokes and even better best pickup lines puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the best pickup line at a gay bar? Let me push your stool in for you.
  • [Bad Pickup Line] I know I'm not the best looking guy here tonight... but I'm the only one talking to you...
  • A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy Best pickup line ever
  • Best pickup line ever Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?
  • Man on the moon Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'
  • What's the best pickup line for a computer girl You turn my software into hardware
  • Best pickup line: How do you like your eggs in the morning... Fertilized?
  • One of the best pickup lines ever Are you trash?
    Cause I wanna take you out
  • "Does this rag smell like choloroform?" Best pickup-line ever.
  • I need your best pickup lines I'm going to be in a contest where one section is about giving your best pickup lines. Do you have any good ones?
Lines joke, I need your best pickup lines

Quirky and Hilarious Lines Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about lines you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lines pranks.

Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)

Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied Ya, well I sew women's underpants. He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.
Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied Diesel fitter. He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check.
After Sven and Ole collected their checks, they compared them outside. Ole's check was twice as much, which made Sven furious. He stormed back inside and asked to talk with a manager. He demanded to know why his check was half of what Ole's was. The manager told him, Well, you were a tailor, your friend Ole has a specialty in engine repair.
Sven's anger was boiling over. He loudly told them, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I sew the underpants and put them in a pile, Ole holds them up and says Ya, diesel fitter. What has that got to do with engines?

The man says to the bartender...

"Gimme twelve shots of your finest whiskey, and fast!"
The bartender lines up a dozen shot glasses and as he fills them, the man starts to down them one after the other.
Shocked, the bartender asks, "What's the hurry, buddy?"
Between shots, the man replies, "You'd drink fast too, if you had what I've got."
Concerned, the bartender asks kindly, "What have you got, brother?"
The man downs the last shot and puts all his money on the table. "Fifty cents!"

A Fishing Tale

On the shore of the Indian Ocean a raggedy Indian fisherman lay dozing with a hat over his face. Beside him two fishing lines were stuck into the sand.
Up comes an American.
'What are you sleeping for?' says the American. 'You'd be better off catching fish.'
'What for?' asks the fisherman.
'What do you mean, what for? You'd catch some fish, you'd sell them and with the money you'd buy yourself a trawler.
The trawler would catch even more fish. You'd sell it and buy yourself an even bigger boat. You'd catch still more fish. You'd sell it.
Then you'd build yourself a fish processing factory . . . and get rich.
And then you could lie on the beach and sleep.'
The fisherman pulled his hat even further down over his face.
'But that's what I'm doing now.'

Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

Apple employee pick-up lines.

"Are you a play button? Because I'd zero-length swipe that."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead spy get caught behind enemy lines...

The enemy puts each of them against a fence to be shot.
The general orders his squad, "Ready. Aim."
The brunette spy is quick on her feet and yells, "TORNADO! TORNADO! TORNADO!"
The entire firing squad goes to the bunker to hide and waits for the tornado to pass. The brunette then unties her b**... and escapes. The redhead spy sees this and comes up with her own plan. The firing squad returns to kill the remaining two spies.
The general orders again, "Ready. Aim."
The redhead spy then shouts, "EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE!"
The enemy takes cover from the earthquake. The redhead spy then unties her b**... and escapes. The blonde spy is no dumby she gets an idea of her own. The firing squad returns to kill the last remaining spy.
The general orders once more, "Ready. Aim."
The blonde spy ready to run yells, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

In a far away land over the seas, there lives a tribe of 2 foot tall pygmies who live in 3 foot tall grass...

... called the Fug-ow-ees. They were named by an explorer who stumbled upon them one day in his travels and heard them say something along the lines of "we're the Fug-ow-ee."

So a guy walks into a bar...

and says to the bartender "Give me 12 shots of your most expensive Tequila!" The bartender pours the shots and lines them up. The guy starts shooting them back wicked fast, one right after another. The bartender says in shock "Why are you drinking those so fast?!" The guy stops long enough to get out a few words "you would drink these fast too, if you had what I have" Confused, the bartender asks "why? what do you have?"
The guy says "About four dollars"

Worst pickup lines

I must be autistic, because you've been running through my mind all day.

I want to work for YouTube.

It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!

I'm dressing up as a (dead) h**... for Halloween...what are some lines you NEVER want to hear a h**... say?

For example, "I just need to put some ointment on my h**..., and then we are good to go."
I know, I'm terrible at this! Please help!

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillows?

They're making head lines.

Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev are sitting together on a train...

The train breaks down. Lenin tries to rally the workers to work together and get the train running again. When that fails, Stalin lines up all the workers and shoots them. When that doesn't help, Khrushchev tries to reform the workers back to life. When that also fails, Brezhnev pulls down all the curtains in the rail car and says "let's just pretend the train is moving."
After sitting in the dark for a while, Gorbachev breaks the silence and says "Hey, any of you guys wanna pick up some McDonalds?"

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

They say it's inoperable...

A guy walks into a bar and orders seven shots of whiskey. The bartender lines up the seven shots and the man starts slamming them one after another. The bartender says "You sure are drinking those awfully fast."
The man responds "You'd be drinking them this fast if you had what I have."
In an empathetic tone the bartender asks "What do you have?"
"Fifteen cents"

As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed...

As I lay in my new girlfriend's bed, I noticed four lines carved into the headboard.
"Is that how many men you've slept with?", I asked.
"Yes", she replied, "One thousand, one hundred and eleven."

Parallel lines have got so much in common.

It's a shame they'll never get to meet.

There Once Was A Poet Named Bates,

His poems weren't always first rate,
His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.

All Men Go to Heaven...

...and upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells the recently departed to form two lines: one for the 'man of the house'; and a second for those obedient and dutiful to their wives. The first line had only 1 man standing in it, while the second line was miles long.
St. Peter turns to the one man standing in the first line and asks, "Man, how did you end up in this line?!"
To which the man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

Yo mama so fat....

pickup lines don't work on her.

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.
"Now I will fullfill your 3 wishes" - he said.
"I wish two lines of the best stuff on the world. Let's take it together, it will be great."
"Ok, that was your first wish. Don't waste all of them on drugs" - genie said and two lines of the best stuff appeared. They both had a great party but suddenly the effect of these drugs ended.
"What is your second wish?" - genie asked
"I want another two lines of the best stuff on the world."
Another two lines appeared and they both were on high again. When the effect ended, Genie asked: "And your third wish?".
"Two lines of the best stuff on the world again."
Two lines appeared again and they were on high. When the effect ended, the genie appeared again:
"So, my friend, what is your fourth wish?"

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in

Best lines when dealing with telemarketers

Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you r**... 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?

Two parallel lines match on tinder

But they never meet!

I'm into perpendicular lines.

I'm a bisectual

A vulture carrying two dead squirrels lines up to board a plane

And the flight attendant says to him, "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we only allow one carrion."

ilove my family...

For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.
My daughter received an iPod for hers.
For my birthday, I was pleased to receive an iPad.
My mother was given an iMac for her birthday.
Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon. And that's when the fight started…

The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible

Each actor just says four lines and then disappears.

An old man is dying..

His grandson asks him, "papa.. What will happen to your body when you die?" the grandfather looks up weakly at him and says, "I decay...". Just then his monitor flat lines and the boy sat wondering why his grandfather didnt know what would happen to his corpse.

A man walks into a bar...

And he immediately orders 7 shots and a beer for a chaser. The bartender lines up the seven shots and goes to get the beer. When the bartender returned, all 7 shots were gone!
The bartender says, "Wow, you sure drank those shots fast!"
The man says, "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have."
"What do you have?" Asks the bartender.
Then man reaches in his pocket and slaps his hand on the bar and exclaims, "Fifty cents!"

There once was a man from Peru

Whose limerick was three lines too few.

My true love and I are like parallel lines.

We will never meet and I will die alone.

I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos

Dangerously Cheesy

Classic Cajun joke my grandpa told me.

So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are heading to the bayou to check the trot lines. Boudreaux hooks his truck to his boat trailer and connects the trailer lights.
He says, "Thibodeaux, Check to see if my brake lights are working!"
As Boudreaux presses the brakes, Thibodeaux says, "Yea, they workin!"
Boudreaux turns on the right blinker and says, "Alright how about my blinkers?"
Thibodeaux says, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes!"

Punch lines are extremely one-dimensional

Punch areas and punch volumes have more depth.

There was three pilots...

Three WW2 pilots were shot down behind enemy lines and captured. They were sent to a POW camp to be executed. They were lined up and the firing squad said "Ready, aim" and then the first pilot screamd
"Tornado" then the soldiers ran for cover. When thay found no tornado they lined back up.
"Ready aim" Then the second screeched "b**... run" then the soldiers ran for cover. They then lined up again. "Ready aim" Then the third pilot knew what to do and screamed "FIRE".

I was always told to "think outside the box" and to "color inside the lines."

Now I'm a gay racist.

A chess joke: What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have s**... with kids.

What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

A rook moves in straight lines and a bishop has s**... with young boys.

In limerick's a neat way to write...

In limerick's a neat way to write.
One can enjoy it most all day and night.
It's easy and fun,
a few lines and you're done.
I hope I can learn how to write one some day.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....

Paudie goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one Guinness.
The barman lines up shots and goes to get the Guinness.
When he comes back with the pint, all seven shots are gone.
The barman says: Wow! You sure drank those fast.
Paudie explains: "You would drink fast too if you had what I have.
The barman asks: What do you have?
The guy reaches into his pocket and says: Fifty cents!

A man lines up for food in Soviet Russia...

After two hours of waiting he gets his turn and offers his bowl.
Out of soup. says the officer in charge and waves him aside.
The man refuses to leave. He tosses the bowl on the table and curses the regime for failing his starving family.
The officer motions to the guards and they wrestle the ranting man away. As they shove him outside, one says to the man:
Back then we could've shot you in the snow, comrade.
The man goes back home to his wife. She sees him looking glum as he walks in and asks:
Ran out of soup again?
Even worse, he replied. They ran out of bullets.

8 year old boy came home excitedly, telling his dad that a school play is gonna be held next month

Dad: that's great! What role did you get?
Son: I'll be the husband!
Dad: (*sigh*) tell your teacher tomorrow to give you a different role with more lines.

Two men are standing in line in Russia

One says to the other "What is this line for?"
"Toilet paper" his friend replies.
"I'm SICK of these endless lines just to get the basic needs of life! ", he says. "I'm going to go kill Putin."
He leaves, but comes back within a couple of hours. His friend is still standing in line for toilet paper. "Why are you back?", he asks. "Did you kill Putin?"
"No", the man replies, "The line for that was longer than this one!"

A parachutist is plummeting to Earth

Because her ripcord malfunctioned.
As she frantically pulls at the defective cord, she passes a man atop a stove traveling the opposite way.
She yells out to him, Hey, do you know how to fix a parachute!?
He replies back No! Do you know anything about repairing gas lines??

Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy's car to be rusting.

Chemist: I'm listening.
Mafia Boss: But make looks like an oxidant.

I was reading a book on c**... addiction the other day

After the first few lines I was hooked.

Why did The White Stripes chose that name?

Because calling themselves c**... Lines was too on the nose.

If I ever opened a car repair shop, I would call it "Auto-Correct".

Then I'd paint the floor with those red squiggly lines...

The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.

I asked, Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?
Yes, she replied, but I wasn't willing to pay.


A spy is getting instructions for his mission: You will parachute in a field behind the enemy lines. By the field there is a shack by a road. Behind the shack there is bicycle. Ride the bicycle 10 miles north and you will be in a village where you will meet your contact at the local tavern. He will give further information.
That evening the spy is dropped from the airplane. The parachute doesn't open. The spy complains: I bet there is no bicycle either .

Do you know why there weren't any jokes at Jonestown?

.....the punch lines were too long.

Did you hear about the new Disney FastPass?

Skip the lines, go straight to the ICU

Dave: I'm making a documentary about my life.

Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.
Friend: I don't want to be your father.
Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.

Two friends were in jail

The first started writing lines on the wall so they know for how long they've been there. The other one says: Hey, don't write on the wall, they'll kick us out

I forgot to take my phone to the toilet

There are 1325 vertical and 975 horizontal lines on the tiles.

What happens when you park your car 6.28 feet over the lines?

It gets tau'd.

Failed Pick-Up Lines:

I wish you were my big toe.
Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house..

I always listen to Neil Diamond during the holidays.

He's got sweet carol lines.

Why are lines in North Korea so straight?

Because they have a supreme ruler

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It's a shame they'll never meet.

Dark pickup lines

Are you s**...?
Because I think about you every day.
Are you the s**... hotline?
Because I need to get your number.
Are you a noose?
Because I'd love to hang with you.
Are you a coffin?
Because I wish I was inside you.
Are you a death certificate?
Because I wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet?
Because I'd like to stick my fingers inside you.
Are you death?
Because I long for your sweet embrace.

There Once Was A Poet Named Bates,

There Once Was A Poet Named Bates,
His poems weren't always first rate,
His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.

Why doesn't Chuck Norris tell jokes?

His punch lines are deadly.

My mates works on the railway.

He does maintenance or maybe engineering....
Something along those lines anyway.

Ladies, you need to work on your chat up lines

f**... off loser' is never going to get me in to bed.

Guys I've been meeting have the worst pickup lines.

Like, Hey, what's your friend's name?

A man walks into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila

The bartender lines up the shots, and the man starts taking them one after another.
The bartender says "wow you're drinking those pretty fast"
The guy says "you would too if you had what I have"
The bartender steps back cautiously "what do you have?"
The guy says "fifty cents"

Parallell lines have so much in common

Too bad they'll never meet

The store I worked at fired me for not putting enough variety on their soft drinks display.

Apparently I had too many lines of coke.

Please drop your best one-liner dad jokes below, I need new ones.

By one-liner I mean something along the lines of let's make like an Autobot and roll out or put an egg in your shoe and beat it

Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…

So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.

Why are vegan pick-up lines of higher quality than non-vegan pick-up lines?

Because they can't be cheesy!

Without crossing any lines, what's an offensive joke?

The Detroit Lions

It's a little known fact that bears believe in astrology...

It's called The Kodiak.
One of their pickup lines is "Hey honey... what's ursine?"

Lines joke, It's a little known fact that bears believe in astrology...

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