Liner Jokes

Funniest Liner Short Jokes

Short liner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The liner humour may include short lane jokes also.

1. Here is the best one liner from the legend, Mitch Hedberg My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
2. A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
3. If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends.
4. I broke up with my girlfriend by text last night, it went pretty ugly... She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
   
5. It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in christmas cracker, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets. The real joke is in the comets
6. My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi... unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
7. One liners about professions ? Example, I would have been a doctor but I didn't have the patience. Or, trained as a chiropractor but I couldn't crack it.
   Anyone got any more ?
8. Please drop your best one-liner dad jokes below, I need new ones. By one-liner I mean something along the lines of let's make like an Autobot and roll out or put an egg in your shoe and beat it
9. Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.
10. A one-liner comedian and a geneticist were planning a family using a pun-net square

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Liner One Liners

Which liner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with liner? I can suggest the ones about ledger and isle.

1. Why does Stephen hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up
2. I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust.
3. y = mx + c
4. Let's face it... That's not the first time Germany has gone into Russia unprepared...
5. Monorails make decent one-liners
6. y'all ever heard any monorail jokes? i hear they make good one-liners.
7. A cannibal passed a priest in the woods.
8. Who just can't get enough of one liners? Coke addicts.
9. My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes What can I say, I love dry clean humour.
10. You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?
11. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!
12. Shortest one liner A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
13. A baby seal walked into a club.
14. what's a Mexicans favourite type of joke? Juan liners
15. One liner If you hit a person with an electric car will you be charged for battery?

On Liner Jokes

Here is a list of funny on liner jokes and even better on liner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes What can I say, I love dry clean humour.
• One liner a new friend just told me that we both thought was funny Me: I've never met anyone with agoraphobia. Him: You wouldn't
• What is La-Z-Boy's actual name? Rick Liner
• Wanna hear a good one liner? 1 Dimension
• Do you all have time for a the joke about the world's fastest cruise ship? Don't worry, it's a quick one liner.
• I came up with the best clickbait one liner See
• What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'
  Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes
• I've been up all night doing one-liners... It's giving me a nosebleed.
• Any joke is a one-liner if your page is wide enough.
• What did the American mobile tower on the coast say about the foreign cruise liner? I will not sync with this ship.

One Liner Jokes

Here is a list of funny one liner jokes and even better one liner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed
• What's dad's best one-liner? "My wife."
• A comedian and his friend are having a Tetris battle. But the comedian lost because he only had one liners.
• Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough.
• The trouble with one-liners is that most people's attention spans are too short.
• Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean "afraid of xenomorphs".
• An 80 year old couple have been married for 54 years. It's a one-liner.
• Just came up with a one-liner after hearing an ad on the radio Conflict-free wedding ring is an oxymoron.
• One liner I'm an immigrant, you're an immigrant. we should be friends with benefits.
• Epicurean One-Liner The death row inmate eats burgers and fries.

Comical & Quirky Liner Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about liner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean layer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make liner pranks.