The Best 39 Liner Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Liner jokes. There are some liner cargo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these liner steamer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Liner Jokes and Puns

One liner....

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN!

Cruel One Liner

Yesterday my uncle slipped into a coma; bastards living the dream!

Chemistry One Liner

I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon.

As seen on a bridge at my local university.

Liner joke, Chemistry One Liner

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Somewhere off Gilligan's Island...

On a Christmas cruise on a luxury ocean liner in the Pacific,
a passenger sees seven straggly people on a small island
jumping up and down and waving their hands and shouting.

"Who are they?" the passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. But each year when we pass, they go nuts."

Dirty fetish one liner

The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it.

I need help thinking of a joke involving supernatural creatures

It needs to be a one or two liner, no knock knock jokes or riddles.

Context: I'm working at a summer camp and my call sign is Ghost. Tomorrow morning at the assembly, I'm going up and giving some world news (spoofs, not actual news). I want to say "hey guys, I'm Ghost with all your *other*worldly news", but I'm having trouble thinking of what to say after that. Any ideas would be great.

Liner joke, I need help thinking of a joke involving supernatural creatures

My all-time favorite one liner NSFW

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

(meta) About the direction this sub is going

Every top post I see from this sub now is a basic one liner, and half of them aren't even that good. While I appreciate a good simple joke as much as the next person, there needs to be a good mixture that include actual story jokes with a true set up and punchline.

Submit your best! (Puns)

What are your best one or two liner PUNS?

One liner

So two law students walk into a bar

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What's a pirates favorite letter?

You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'

Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes

Funny one liner

if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a "voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear".

One liners

I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed

Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner?

The passengers and crew were marooned.

Liner joke, Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner?

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"

Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"

I was going to run out of the way from the tornado

But then I realized it was turning.

A bastardized one liner from /u/SkidMark_wahlberg comment.

Grow it out for the summer

Nice one liner I thought of today-
What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?

[One Liner] You can't blame vending machines for killing more people than sharks...

Imagine if people were pushing YOUR buttons all the time.

Any joke can be a one liner

^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough.

One Liner: With everything that Hillary Clinton says, at least we know she's not Aes Sedai.

Because she lies.

Wanna hear a good one liner?

1 Dimension

One liner

I'm an immigrant, you're an immigrant. we should be friends with benefits.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What's the best one liner you've heard?

Had this dropped on me at work today.

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Math one liner

All prime numbers are odd except one.

What did the American mobile tower on the coast say about the foreign cruise liner?

I will not sync with this ship.

My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...

unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.

I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with"

Standup 1 liner throwin out there

A man is on a fancy cruise ship...

And he says, I really like this one liner!

TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship

Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.

I came up with the best clickbait one liner


What did they say about the jacket that had lost it's liner?

It was a shell of its former self

Do you all have time for a the joke about the world's fastest cruise ship?

Don't worry, it's a quick one liner.

[Joke Request] jokes about being first.

I'm sorry if this is against the rules but I'm first to speak at a speech I have to give and I was looking for a one liner I could introduce myself with. It should be something related to being first because my name is Alex and it's in alphabetical order.

All these contagious people make me sick!

One liner a new friend just told me that we both thought was funny

Me: I've never met anyone with agoraphobia. Him: You wouldn't

My favorite 2 liner

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a few new faces this week and I'm disappointed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the liner unfunny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working liner one liners piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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