linens Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious linens puns

A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.

"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."

Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".


Roses are red, sometimes they're white

Just like my linens
This is a Tide commercial


What do you call all bed linens with a thread count of less than 800?

The cheap sheets.


What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens


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