The Best 3 Linens Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linens jokes. There are some linens brunettes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linens loofah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Linens Jokes and Puns

A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.

"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."

Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".

What do you call all bed linens with a thread count of less than 800?

The cheap sheets.

Roses are red, sometimes they're white

Just like my linens
This is a Tide commercial

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the linens fabric jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working linens hue piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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