The Best 9 Linen Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Linen jokes. There are some linen tights jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these linen casper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Linen Jokes and Puns

My wife complains I use too much toilet paper and I should only use three sheets.

Now she complains that the bed linen stinks.

What's the best way to search a linen store?


What is a communist's favorite fabric?


My girlfriend woke me up with coffee in bed this morning.

Now I can't see out of one eye, I have lesions on my face and neck, and we've gotta buy new bed linen.

Mum has always said the linen looks much tidier if towels are folded in half before being curled up..

..I guess that's just how she rolls.

My shirt is 40% linen...

I guess the other 60% is McCartney, Harrison and Starr.

What did the man name the underwear he made out of old bed sheets?

John Linen.

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the linen cotton jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working linen swell piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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