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Linen Jokes

6 linen jokes and hilarious linen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about linen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good linen joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My son throws his linen off his bed every time he has a nightmare.

He's scared sheetless.

My wife complains I use too much toilet paper and I should only use three sheets.

Now she complains that the bed linen stinks.

My kid throws the linen off his bed anytime he has a nightmare.

He's scared sheetless.

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

My girlfriend woke me up with coffee in bed this morning.

Now I can't see out of one eye, I have lesions on my face and neck, and we've gotta buy new bed linen.

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