Linear Jokes

Funniest Linear Short Jokes

Short linear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The linear humour may include short liner jokes also.

1. My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"
2. Is your normal probability plot approximately linear? Cause you can distribute your sample over me
3. TIL the concept of linear time can't be owned I really thought this was going to be my year
4. Classifying Math problems as linear and non-linear, is like... Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.
5. Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer.
6. Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
7. When making the transition from linear to quadratic equations, the difficulty increases... Exponentially.
8. Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line.

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Linear One Liners

Which linear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with linear? I can suggest the ones about uniform and flat.

1. The barman says Why the non-linear structure? Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.
2. What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves.
3. I like linear algebra It's straight forward
4. What does a gay guy say to another gay guy while giving directions? Go linear! Go linear!
5. The bartender says: "What can I get you?" A linear narrative structure walks into a bar.
6. I hate one-dimensional games. They're so linear.

Uplifting Linear Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about linear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scalar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make linear pranks.