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Lindsey Graham gets new suit

On a Senate trip to Japan, Lindsey Graham picked up some silk to have a custom suit made. At a top notch tailor shop in South Carolina, the tailor said with the material, he could make a single breasted suit.
Graham decided to wait, took the material to a tailor in New York who told him he could make a double breasted suit, a vest, and an extra pair of pants.
He asked, "How can you do so much more with this material than the tailor in South Carolina?"
"Well, senator, I guess you're not as big up here."

Kim Kardashin flour b**... incident

Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing

When I go to the bar I get a Lindsey Lohan.

It's a Shirley Temple with a lot of coke

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son

Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut.

the teacher was telling the students how their town would get 100% eclipse coverage

when Johnnie said, ''that s**... cause we will be visiting family down in Texas, so I won't get to see the eclipse in its full glory.''
Lindsey said, '' don't worry Johnny! when your mom stands in front of the sun you'll get 100% eclipse coverage wherever you are!

Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom?

It's called "two and a half grams"

What happens when Lindsey Vonn crashes into the fence?

She becomes Vonn-Trapped!
(I tried)

I once saw the guy from fleetwood Mac pre-ordering his Christmas dinner

It was Lindsey booking ham

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