Lindsay Jokes

24 lindsay jokes and hilarious lindsay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lindsay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Lindsay Short Jokes

Short lindsay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lindsay humour may include short lindsay lohan jokes also.

  1. Brett Kavanaugh: I HAD A BAD WEEK! Lindsay Lohan: Hold my beer.
    Brett Kavanaugh: THANK YOU I LOVE BEER
  2. What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? lindsay lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
  3. Lindsay Lohan had a miscarriage while filming her reality TV show So, will she sue herself?
  4. Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: "At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email!
  5. We brought a Lindsay Lohan edition of p**... to the Christmas party.. It'll be a good stocking stuffer for the boys.
  6. Guy walks into a bar and asks for a "Lindsay Lohan shot"... Bartender asks "What is that?"
    He replies with "Oh you know, A redheaded-s**... with a splash of coke."

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Lindsay One Liners

Which lindsay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lindsay? I can suggest the ones about purse and vault.

  1. What's tasteless and usually drunk at breakfast? Lindsay Lohan.
  2. New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos.
  3. What's America's most drunk export? Lindsay Lohan.
  4. Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy? He was buying drinks.
  5. What's Lindsay Graham's favorite kind of crackers? Rapists 😀
  6. Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into the theater? She heard there were free shots.
  7. Tiger Woods joke So I guess Tiger Wood and Lindsay Vonn are having an Open relationship.
  8. Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn't find three wise men. Or a v**......
  9. What does Senator Graham use for l**...? Lindsay Oil.
  10. This Lindsay Lohan can't swim a s**.... But she sure knows every dive in town.
  11. How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike? The both leave your c**... on fire

Lindsay joke, How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

Witty Lindsay Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about lindsay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean graham jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lindsay pranks.

Lindsay Lohan got her blouse dirty...

..and had to take it to the dry cleaners. She says "I need to get this cleaned" to the man behind the counter. The man who was hard of hearing replies "come again?", Lindsay responds "No, mustard".

Lindsay joke, What's Lindsay Graham's favorite kind of crackers?