The Best 16 Lindsay Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lindsay jokes. There are some lindsay kristen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lindsay jenna puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lindsay Jokes and Puns

Lindsay Lohan got her blouse dirty...

..and had to take it to the dry cleaners. She says "I need to get this cleaned" to the man behind the counter. The man who was hard of hearing replies "come again?", Lindsay responds "No, mustard".

Brett Kavanaugh: I HAD A BAD WEEK!

Lindsay Lohan: Hold my beer.

Brett Kavanaugh: THANK YOU I LOVE BEER

Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario.

Couldn't find three wise men. Or a virgin...

Lindsay joke, Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's tasteless and usually drunk at breakfast?

Lindsay Lohan.


New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show.

Two and a half kilos.

What does Senator Graham use for lube?

Lindsay Oil.

Lindsay joke, What does Senator Graham use for lube?

What's America's most drunk export?

Lindsay Lohan.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What's Lindsay Graham's favorite kind of crackers?

Rapists 😀

This Lindsay Lohan can't swim a stroke.

But she sure knows every dive in town.

You can explore lindsay justin reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean lindsay jennifer dad jokes. There are also lindsay puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Guy walks into a bar and asks for a "Lindsay Lohan shot"...

Bartender asks "What is that?"
He replies with "Oh you know, A redheaded-slut with a splash of coke."

We brought a Lindsay Lohan edition of Playboy to the Christmas party..

It'll be a good stocking stuffer for the boys.

Lindsay Lohan had a miscarriage while filming her reality TV show

So, will she sue herself?

Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into the theater?

She heard there were free shots.

Lindsay joke, Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into the theater?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lindsay hilary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lindsay purse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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