The Best 15 Limps Jokes

Following is our collection of Limps jokes which are very funny. There are some limps crutch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these limps cripple puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Limps Jokes and Puns

I can tell bad jokes too - A dog limps into a saloon...

As the batwing doors swing closed behind him, the patrons turn to eye the stranger up.

The dog cooly looks around the dim, smoky room and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon...

...He says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

A three legged dog

limps into a saloon in the old west and shouts, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa!"

Limps joke, A three legged dog

Old western stranger

An old man sitting at the edge of an old western town sees a silhouette approaching from the dusty horizon. Its not long before he realizes that it is a 3 legged dog limping toward him. The old man shouts a warning to the dog "we dont take kindly to strangers around here". The 3 legged dog limps like john wayne while slowly raising his gaze up to look straight into the old mans eyes with a piercing stare and says" Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"

A dog limps into a bar.

Says, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw".


A dog limps into a bar...

And the bartender says, "What are you doing here?"

The dog replies, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

Dog limps into the O.K. Corral.

"I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."

Limps joke, Dog limps into the O.K. Corral.

A 2 legged dog walks into a bar...

He limps up to the bar, and says to the bartender "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw."

A dog limps into a saloon

The bartender asks "how can I help you?"

The dog replies "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon

He limps up to the bartender.

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A dog goes in to a saloon.

He's wearing a 6 gun and a black hat, and his front foot is bandaged. He limps up to the bartender and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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Dog limps into a bar...

Bartender: Can I help you?

Dog: I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw...

A boy walks into confession....

a short commotion later the lad limps back out

An American in France...

An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, "What happened!?"

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

A dog walks into a saloon, he's got revolver on his hip, a 10 gallon hat, and a pair of spurs on his boots that clank as he limps. With everybody's eyes on him, he limps up to the bar, leans back on it, tips his hat up and says:" I'm looking for the two-bit varmint that shot my pa"

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the limps lethargic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working limps leg piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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