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The Funniest Limped Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good limped joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A guy limped into a Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split.

The attendant began to make it for him and said "Crushed nuts?" And the guy said, No, I just have a bad knee."

An old man.....

An old man limped into a doctors office and said, "Doctor, my left knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"
The doctor, slowly eyed him from head to toe, and asked, "Sir, how old are you?"
The old man replied that he was 98.
The doctor, just sighed, and said to the old man, "Sir, just look at you, you're 98 years of age! You're nearly 100 years old, and you're complaining that your left knee hurts! What do you expect?"
The old man looks at him and replies, "Well my right knee's also 98, and that doesn't hurt!"

Did you hear about the three-legged dog who limped into the saloon in a town in the old west?

He was lookin' for the varmints who shot his paw.

Did you hear...

... about the dog that limped into a town in Texas? He was looking for the man who shot his paw.


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