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Limp Bizkit Jokes

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I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit...

They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times.

What's a crippled perons favourite band?

Limp Bizkit

Limp bizkit rear ended someone at a stop light

Onlookers said it looked like he was going to brake, but he just kept rollin rollin rollin rollin.

Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.

Why did Fred Durst (of Limp Bizkit fame) rob the Italian restaurant?

He did it all for the gnocchi.

George Michael was no stranger to controversy but the most unforgivable thing he ever did

Was k**... off Limp Bizkit's career

My tire went flat

But I wrote Limp Bizkit on the side and now it just keeps rollin rollin rollin.

What is the most popular Limp Bizkit song amongst videographers?

B-Rollin'

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