Limos Jokes

2 limos jokes and hilarious limos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about limos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Limos Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Prom date

So a boy is going to take his girlfriend to prom.
He decides he needs to get a limo,a tux, and flowers.
He goes to a place to rent limos and the line takes about 5 hours but he finally tents one for him and his girlfriend.
After that, he goes to the tux place and the line takes about 3 hours but he finally rents the tux.
The last thing he needs is some flowers and that line takes about 2 hours but he finally buys the flowers.
The boy got everything he needed and now him and his girlfriend are having a blast at prom but she tells him she wants something to drink, so he goes to get some punch and there is no punch line.

Cat driving limos

I bought a limo the other day.
It came with a great chauf-FUR, too.

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