Limit Jokes

• Short Limit Jokes
• Limit One Liners
• No Limit Jokes
• Off Limit Jokes
• Over The Limit Jokes
• Speed Limit Jokes
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Funniest Limit Short Jokes

Short limit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The limit humour may include short maximum jokes also.

1. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
2. Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
3. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve. It was an apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte & then everything crashed.
4. Do you know the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve? It was an apple, with very limited memory, one byte and everything crashed!
5. So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency. Welcome back President Obama we missed you.
6. I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal. Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.
7. So y=e^e^x was hitting on y=e-1/x ... y=e^e^x said, "come with me baby, I'll show you the natural growth of my log". "Sorry", replied y=e-1/x, "but even I have my limits."
8. They told me to drive it like I stole it So I stayed at the speed limit, followed the road rules and paid attention to my surroundings
9. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. But my dad crushed those dreams years ago... He'd always say "For you, son, the sky's the limit!"
10. You have to wonder about the people who go 10 miles below the speed limit. How did they get so far underground?

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Limit One Liners

Which limit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with limit? I can suggest the ones about strict and bound.

1. My favourite Haiku Space is limited
   In a haiku, so it's hard
   To finish what you
2. I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, but my mom told me the sky is the limit.
3. You can't solve every problem with calculus It has its limits
4. Why was game of thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
5. Drinking alcohol is like calculus. You have to know your limits.
6. I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits
7. What is the speed limit of love? 68 because any faster and you eat it.
8. How do you get a Russian to the legal alcohol limit? Sober him up for a week or two.
9. I like my women how I like my calculus: With limits.
10. What's small, very limited, and rarely expands? The Xbox one's exclusives library.
11. why do white supremacists hate calculus? It really pushed their *limits* on *integration*
12. What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!
13. What's the speed limit in bed? It's 68. Once you reach 69 you gotta turn around.
14. Difference Between Stupidity and Intelligence? Intelligence has limits.
15. There's a limit on how many hearts you can break Its <3

No Limit Jokes

Here is a list of funny no limit jokes and even better no limit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy? "The sky's the limit for you".
• Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
• Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit.
• I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!
   
   
   
   
   
  Actually, graphing is fine, but calculus is my limit.
• I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
• I failed Calculus when we reached differentials... I guess I should have known my limits. I could barely derive anything from what the teacher taught us.
• I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
• Why do accordion bands have a limited number of songs? Because it takes them so long to find the key they’re supposed to be playing in.
• The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise, surprise!
  It was an Apple,
  but with limited memory.
  Just one byte,
  and everything crashed.
• Wife: Slow down! you're going 20 over the speed limit! Husband: you're going just as fast as I am...

Off Limit Jokes

Here is a list of funny off limit jokes and even better off limit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the easiest way to limit overpopulation. Change the the caption from please do not try this at home to please try this at home
• Yes...First Computer was from Apple The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
• When I was a child, my father would always tell me, "The sky's the limit!" He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut.
• Netflix is launching in Russia, but with a very limited catalogue. They're calling it Nyetflix.
• An Act of Malicious Conpliance Teacher: Write a short story. You have a strict 140-character limit.
  Student: Once upon a time, Snow White lived with 139 Dwarves. The end.
• College calculus is like a drinking game against a super-heavyweight. Even if you know your limits, you're dead no matter what.
• Cop gave me a ticket for doing fifteen over the limit. I didn't know radar guns could measure beers.
• I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said "All I want is a nice card..." "...with a $100,000 limit".
• Laziness father to his adopted son: "what is the limit of laziness?"
  son: "having an adopted son"
• When I was a boy, my Dad said to me "Son, you can be anything you want to be, the sky's the limit!" ...which made me sad... .... because I wanted to be an astronaut.

Over The Limit Jokes

Here is a list of funny over the limit jokes and even better over the limit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There are two kinds of people in this world 1. Those who can make inferences with limited information.
• Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... Balloon prices are going to go sky high.
• Two chemists were having lunch. One says to the other, "I thought you were limiting your sodium intake."
  The other one says, "I wanted to, but Na."
• Why did Robinhood steal from the rich? He actually didn't he instead limited what the working class could trade in stocks in order for the rich to make money. Disney lied.
• I asked my Dad what I could be when I'm older and he told me "The sky is the limit". It really upset me because I've always wanted to be an astronaut.
• An infinite number of people walk into a bar The first person orders a beer, the second half a beer, the third a quarter and so on.
  The bartender hands them two beers and says "know your limits".
• My wife wasn't too happy when I mentioned that our limited budget meant deciding between improving the kitchen plumbing or replacing the pool pump. Its either sink or swim.
• The last girl I dated was like a loan on the All-New 2020 Silverado during Chevy Truck Month She made herself available for a limited time only, then had 0% interest for 12 months.
• When I was growing up, my parents would tell me, "The sky is the limit" They weren't supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
• Old man An old man got pulled over for going over the speed limit.
  Officer : Do you know why i pulled you over?
  Old man: Obviously because I'm late delivering these donuts.

Speed Limit Jokes

Here is a list of funny speed limit jokes and even better speed limit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In Germany we have the best street: The Autobahn No speed limit there.
  And we have the best club: Berghain.
  Also no speed limit there.
• How did Helen Keller lose her right arm? She was trying to read the speed limit sign on the highway.
• Take One signs are like the speed limit You can go about ten over before you get in trouble
• What's the difference between the universe and a German Autobahn (highway)? The universe has a speed limit
• The best thing about the 80 mph speed limit in Idaho? Makes it so much easier to leave
• What is the speed limit of love? 68 ... any faster and you need to turn around!
• I once saw a sign that said "Speed limit enforced by aircraft." I'm pretty sure if you're getting pulled over by an F-16, you deserve to be driving that fast.
• A cab driver in Moscow..... Was driving 20 over the speed limit. The passenger got scared so he asked, "Sir, why are you Russian?"
• What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common? They didn't know their limits
• Helen Keller How did Helen Kellers parents punish her??
  Rearrange the house..
  Why was Helen Kellers hand broke?
  Trying to read the speed limit signs going down the road.

Comical Limit Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about limit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make limit pranks.