The Best 5 Limestone Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Limestone jokes. There are some limestone countertops jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these limestone confidently puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Limestone Jokes and Puns

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did one piece of limestone say to the other?

"I think we need to chalk..."

I've been training as a sculptor for months but I'm not very good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn't work out what it was.

I said to him surely he could see it was sedimentary, my deer, Watson.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are busy with yet another complicated case.

Suddenly, Holmes seizes a chunk of blood-spattered limestone from the ground.

"What is it, Holmes?" asks Watson, eagerly.

Holmes turns and replies, gravely, "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!


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