The Best 8 Limes Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Limes jokes. There are some limes ingredients jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these limes cucumbers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Limes Jokes and Puns

LPT: How to pick up girls

Try this:

1. Acquire several dozen limes.
1. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
1. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
1. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
1. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
1. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, "Sorry, I'm bad at Pickup Limes."

A man walks up to a woman in a bar.

He puts a lime next to her. The woman asks "what this"? The man says "its a lime". The woman says "can you move that lime somewhere else"? The man says "sure".The man tries to move the lime several times but cant seem to lift it. The woman says "is something wrong"? The man says "Sorry, I am bad at pick up limes".

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco

He spat some dope limes

A woman walks into a supermarket

She grabs a zucchini and two limes and goes to pay for them. As the cashier is ringing up her items he comments to her;

"I can tell you're single"

The woman giggles and asks coyly

"Oh what gave that away"

The cashier replies

"Because you're fat"


What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

If you're dyslexic and life gives you limes...

Smile.

Limes are the best sour citrus fruit.

And lemons are absolutely sub-lime.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the limes caramel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working limes sweet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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