Limerick Man Jokes

27 limerick man jokes and hilarious limerick man puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about limerick man that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Limerick Man Short Jokes

Short limerick man jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The limerick man humour may include short limerick jokes also.

  1. A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown
    Who went to a doctor in town.
    The doc gave to he
    A sup-po-si-to-ry.
    "I will not take this sitting down!"
  2. Limerick There was an old man
    From peru, whose lim'ricks all
    Look'd like haiku. He
    Said with a laugh, "I
    Cut them in half, the pay is
    Much better for two."
  3. There was a young man from Cork There was a young man
    From Cork who got Limericks
    And Haikus confused
  4. A clean Nantucket limerick There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket
    His daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man
    And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it
  5. Naughty Limerick There was once a man of great fame,
    Who thought every beast he could tame.
    But deep in his soul,
    The man was a troll,
    And that's how you just lost the game.
  6. A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx
    Who liked to write Limericks
    But he failed at the sport
    Because he wrote them too short
  7. Limerick joke There was a young man from queen's park
    Whose limericks got rather dark
    They started out fine
    But by the last line
    I will kill you in your sleep
  8. Beatless Polish-Belgian haiku limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket Untoasted bagel
  9. 2017 Limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket Who after several credible accusations of s**... harassment was forced to resign from his position of political power
  10. I see your limerick... There once was a man from Wheeling
    Who pounded his p**... with great feeling
    And then like a trout
    He'd stick his mouth out
    And wait for the drops from the ceiling

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Limerick Man One Liners

Which limerick man one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with limerick man? I can suggest the ones about irish man and dublin man.

  1. There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few.
  2. There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two.
  3. There once was a man named drew Who's limericks all stopped at two
  4. There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was.
  5. There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three.
    I don't know why,
  6. I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either.
  7. lazy limerick there once was a man from na-f**... it

Limerick Man Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about limerick man you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean english man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make limerick man pranks.

There was a young man from Japan

Whose limericks would never quite scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know...
It's because I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert

There once was a man named Barack
Whose re-election came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay
And turned marriage gay
And now he's coming after your Glock

Lewd Limerick

A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite n**...,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.