Limerick Jokes
53 limerick jokes and hilarious limerick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about limerick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the quirkiest of Irish wit in the form of Limerick Jokes! Enjoy the craziest of situations while exploring the rivalry between Cork and Limerick and get carried away with the funniest of showerthoughts! Laugh out loud with this hilarious collection of limerick poems whether you are a Limerick man or a Brent fan!
Funniest Limerick Short Jokes
Short limerick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The limerick humour may include short poem jokes also.
- So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braile. - A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable
Had a period that was awfully stable.
So once a full moon
She took out her spoon
And drank herself under the table. - A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown
Who went to a doctor in town.
The doc gave to he
A sup-po-si-to-ry.
"I will not take this sitting down!" - A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer
The metre was fine
And the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason it always got the last line wrong - Music-related limerick A tutor who taught on the flute,
tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or,
to tutor two tooters to toot?" - A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke. The joke wasn't there because it was busy parking the car
- Limerick There was an old man
From peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He
Said with a laugh, "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."
- Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
- There was a young man from Cork There was a young man
From Cork who got Limericks
And Haikus confused - A limerick that I heard years ago Poor Johnny used to drink
But alas, he drinks no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
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Limerick One Liners
Which limerick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with limerick? I can suggest the ones about wrote poem and poetry.
- There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few.
- What is the limerick writer's favourite pop group? AABBA
- There once was a man named drew Who's limericks all stopped at two
- There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was.
- There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three.
I don't know why, - Here's a limerick I wrote: There once was a colour named orange,
...d**.... - lazy limerick there once was a man from na-f**... it
Limerick Man Jokes
Here is a list of funny limerick man jokes and even better limerick man puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A clean Nantucket limerick There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it - Naughty Limerick There was once a man of great fame,
Who thought every beast he could tame.
But deep in his soul,
The man was a troll,
And that's how you just lost the game. - A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx
Who liked to write Limericks
But he failed at the sport
Because he wrote them too short - Beatless Polish-Belgian haiku limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket Untoasted bagel
Waffle

Comical Limerick Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about limerick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean haiku jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make limerick pranks.
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It's time for dirty limericks!
There once was a lady from Decatur
Who got laid by a large alligator.
But nobody knew
The result of that screw
Because after he laid her, he ate her.
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Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert
There once was a man named Barack
Whose re-election came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay
And turned marriage gay
And now he's coming after your Glock
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My Favorite Limerick
There once was a fellow McSweeney
Who put some gin on his w**...
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
And slipped his girlfriend a martini
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Limericks eh?
There once was a fellow named Blair
Who was having his g**... the stair
On the 44th s**...
The banister broke
So he finished her off in the air.
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I see your limerick...
There once was a man from Wheeling
Who pounded his p**... with great feeling
And then like a trout
He'd stick his mouth out
And wait for the drops from the ceiling
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Another off color limerick
A s**..., alack and forsooth
Was at it's moment of s**... truth
It had hoped to fall
On the w**...'s spongy wall
But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!
A limerick about limericks
There was a young poet from Japan
Whose limericks did not easily scan
When asked why this was,
He said, "It's because
IAlwaysTryToFitAsManySyllablesInTheLastLineAsEverIPossibly can."
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A dirty limerick I made up today ...
I once met a girl named Susie.
And, boy, was she a doozie!
She loved me right,
Made it last all night!
And in the morning she blew me!
Jokes
1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter.
2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after.
3. A noun you expect
commands no respect.
Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster.
A limerick my Dad told me as kid
In days of old
When nights were cold
And toilets weren't invented
You laid your load beside the road
And walked away contented
A limerick, There once was a bishop from kings...
There once was a bishop from Kings,
Who talked about god and such things,
But his real desire,
was a boy in the choir,
with a bottom like jello on springs.
A limerick for The Isle of Skye
When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the old Spanish fly
I had a stiff member
From the fourth of December
Till Friday the tenth of July
Limericks by Jenny
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
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For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"
Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
>"A dozen, a g**..., and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."
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Why did Donald Trump cross the road?
To get to the other side of Chris Christie.
From the book:
Donald Trump Is F**king Goofy: Jokes and Limericks
There once was a poet named Stan...
...whose limericks never would scan.
When told this was so,
He'd reply, "yes, I know,
But you see, the thing is, I seem to have gone and gotten myself into this really rather ridiculous habit recently of always trying to cram as many completely unnecessary additional syllables into the last line as I possibly can!"
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The limerick is a dying art
It's sad to see these things part
But all trends like gas
Must soon pass
See, I wrote one about a f**...
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2017 Limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket
Who after several credible accusations of s**... harassment was forced to resign from his position of political power
In limerick's a neat way to write...
In limerick's a neat way to write.
One can enjoy it most all day and night.
It's easy and fun,
a few lines and you're done.
I hope I can learn how to write one some day.
A limerick writ for a Twit
An executive reckless and bitter
Made a fool of himself via Twitter
*"Please stop!"* they entreated
But in answer he Tweeted
*"If I do they might call me a quitter"*
I haven't laughed in years. Puns, limericks, tickling, sitcoms . . . Nothing. I finally went to see a doctor.
Apparently I'm laugh joke intolerant.
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Lewd Limerick
A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite n**...,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
A limerick about my life right now
I might soon be resting in clover,
At the end of my days as a rover.
But I'm still not appeased
Whether I've got disease,
Or just that I'm really hungover.

