Limerick Jokes

Funniest Limerick Short Jokes

Short limerick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The limerick humour may include short poem jokes also.

1. So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale
   was tattooed the price of her tail
   and on her behind
   for the sake of the blind
   was the same information in braile.
2. A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable
   Had a period that was awfully stable.
   So once a full moon
   She took out her spoon
   And drank herself under the table.
3. A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown
   Who went to a doctor in town.
   The doc gave to he
   A sup-po-si-to-ry.
   "I will not take this sitting down!"
4. A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer
   The metre was fine
   And the rhymes quite divine
   But for some reason it always got the last line wrong
5. Music-related limerick A tutor who taught on the flute,
   tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
   Said the two to the tutor,
   "Is it harder to toot or,
   to tutor two tooters to toot?"
6. A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke. The joke wasn't there because it was busy parking the car
7. Limerick There was an old man
   From peru, whose lim'ricks all
   Look'd like haiku. He
   Said with a laugh, "I
   Cut them in half, the pay is
   Much better for two."
   
8. Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
9. There was a young man from Cork There was a young man
   From Cork who got Limericks
   And Haikus confused
10. A limerick that I heard years ago Poor Johnny used to drink
    But alas, he drinks no more
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4.

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Limerick One Liners

Which limerick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with limerick? I can suggest the ones about wrote poem and poetry.

1. There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few.
2. What is the limerick writer's favourite pop group? AABBA
3. There once was a man named drew Who's limericks all stopped at two
4. There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was.
5. There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three.
   I don't know why,
6. Here's a limerick I wrote: There once was a colour named orange,
   ...d**....
7. lazy limerick there once was a man from na-f**... it

Limerick Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny limerick man jokes and even better limerick man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A clean Nantucket limerick There once was a man from Nantucket
  Who kept all his cash in a bucket
  His daughter, named Nan,
  Ran away with a man
  And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it
• Naughty Limerick There was once a man of great fame,
  Who thought every beast he could tame.
  But deep in his soul,
  The man was a troll,
  And that's how you just lost the game.
• A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx
  Who liked to write Limericks
  But he failed at the sport
  Because he wrote them too short
• Beatless Polish-Belgian haiku limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket Untoasted bagel
  Waffle

Comical Limerick Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about limerick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean haiku jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make limerick pranks.