Lime Juice Jokes

4 lime juice jokes and hilarious lime juice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lime juice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Fun Lime Juice Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

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Just invented a new drink. v**..., cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol.

Its called the Cosbypolitan

My wife said I added too much lime juice to my homemade salsa and it made her taco taste funny

The odd acidity.

A man goes to church to confess his sins.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he tells him
"What is it that you've done, my child?"
"Father, I've had premarital s**... with 6 different beautiful women. One for each day since Monday."
The priest takes a good look at him before replying, "Well, son, say 10 hail Mary's and drink a pint of lime juice."
"Will that absolve my sins, Father?"
"No, but it sure as h**... will wipe that s**... smirk on your face!"

When Forrest Gump was a bartender

Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some v**....
And the other bartender: r**..., FORREST, r**...!!!

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