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Lime Green Jokes

3 lime green jokes and hilarious lime green puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lime green that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Lime Green Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good lime green joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did Pete Townsend say when Roger Daltrey told him that he'd lost his favorite old lime-colored belt?

"Relax. It's only a green, aged, waistband."

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) Of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God!! They're a**...!'

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