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What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
Whatever you want.
And he's talking to a friend. The friend points out to him an advertisement for incredibly realistic prosthetic limbs.
"Oh boy, those seem great! I can't wait to buy them!" He says, and he goes off to get them. The next day, he's talking to his friend, but he's still missing his limbs! "What happened, I thought you were going to buy them!" His friend said, confused. "Oh, I did," He replied, "But they cost me an arm and a leg."
Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag
What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?
A disobedient slave.
But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!
Nobody's limbs.
An amputater
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
He was army
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their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
Anyone can pull them off
A crip
He didn't have a leg to stand on
He'd been unarmed and defeated
If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
An arm and a leg.
... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
Russell
Squadriplegic.
They're calling it the Nuclear Arms Race.
AmpuTEES
A weather four-caster
A liar.
They are my prostheses.
*I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*
So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?
*I prefer international arms dealer.*
When people's limbs get cut off he replaces them, but with other animals' limbs.
One of his patients was really angry at this, and decided to call the doctor. After multiple profanities the patient said that if he finds the doctor he will kill him with his bear hands.
Unfortunately, they'll cost you an arm and a leg.
A chicken nugget
In my opinion that was an unfair dismemberment
It's great even though they charge an arm and a leg.
And its common enough that you can buy them in stores, will midgets go to small arms dealers?
It cost me an arm and a leg!
He said an arm and a leg.
He is an International Arms dealer.
They have the right to bear arms.
A Leper-chaun.
Amputease
An arms dealer
I guess he really is a sore loser.
Mistook them for moose limbs.
He's an arms dealer.
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