The Best 44 Limbs Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Limbs jokes. There are some limbs corpse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these limbs bones puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Limbs Jokes and Puns
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?
Names.
What do you call...
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?
Whatever you want.
So a man loses an arm and a leg in an accident...
And he's talking to a friend. The friend points out to him an advertisement for incredibly realistic prosthetic limbs.
"Oh boy, those seem great! I can't wait to buy them!" He says, and he goes off to get them. The next day, he's talking to his friend, but he's still missing his limbs! "What happened, I thought you were going to buy them!" His friend said, confused. "Oh, I did," He replied, "But they cost me an arm and a leg."
Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint?
Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag
A dark riddle.
What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?
A disobedient slave.
I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics...
But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!
What's missing from star wars 7?
Nobody's limbs.
What do you call a potato with no limbs?
An amputater
What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs?
He was army
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Now that robots move
their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?
Anyone can pull them off
What do you call a gangster with no limbs?
A crip
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn't have a leg to stand on
Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of?
He'd been unarmed and defeated
I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.
If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost?
An arm and a leg.
I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer...
... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
What do you call a guy with no limbs in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a gang of people paralyzed in all four limbs?
Squadriplegic.
Did you hear about the Marathon being held in Chernobyl for Victims whose Limbs have been amputated?
They're calling it the Nuclear Arms Race.
I'm starting a clothing company for people missing limbs. The name you ask?
AmpuTEES
What do you call a meteorologist with all of his limbs broken?
A weather four-caster
I have 3 eyes, 6 heads and 15 limbs, what am I?
A liar.
I have written a couple of academic papers on replacement limbs.
They are my prostheses.
So what do you do?
*I sell prosthetic limbs to various countries.*
So you're like a med rep, but for amputees?
*I prefer international arms dealer.*
Have you heard of this bad doctor?
When people's limbs get cut off he replaces them, but with other animals' limbs.
One of his patients was really angry at this, and decided to call the doctor. After multiple profanities the patient said that if he finds the doctor he will kill him with his bear hands.
Scientists have now made cybernetic limbs available to the public!
Unfortunately, they'll cost you an arm and a leg.
What do you call a bird with no limbs?
A chicken nugget
I got thrown out of the amputee club for having all of my limbs
In my opinion that was an unfair dismemberment
Did you hear about the new store where you can plug in robotic limbs?
It's great even though they charge an arm and a leg.
In the future, if technology makes it possible to replace human limbs
And its common enough that you can buy them in stores, will midgets go to small arms dealers?
I'm beginning to regret getting all those prosthetic limbs...
It cost me an arm and a leg!
As an amputee, I asked the doctor how much prosthetic limbs would cost.
He said an arm and a leg.
My friend runs a very successful business making prosthetic limbs and exporting them worldwide.
He is an International Arms dealer.
It's not a privilege for bears to have limbs.
They have the right to bear arms.
What do you call an Irish dwarf whose limbs keep falling off?
A Leper-chaun.
What do you call a lap dance from a girl with 3 or less limbs?
Amputease
What do you call someone who sells synthetic limbs?
An arms dealer
There was a fat guy at the gym the other day. He was raging over his tired limbs.
I guess he really is a sore loser.
Why did the Chinese government confiscate all deer legs?
Mistook them for moose limbs.
There's a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street.
He's an arms dealer.
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