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81 limbo jokes and hilarious limbo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about limbo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Limbo Short Jokes

Short limbo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The limbo humour may include short limps jokes also.

  1. A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship.
    (I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)
  2. A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships.
  3. I went to a party and all the party games were dreadful, they resorted to the Limbo for entertainment Like seriously, how low can you go?
  4. A man is caught cheating in a Limbo tournament. The organizer, hurt and dissapointed, asks him: "How low can you go?"
  5. A limbo player walks into a bar. He loses.
  6. A limbo champion walks into a bar She's immediately disqualified
  7. Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!
  8. Some evil scumbag has just broken into my 87 year old Aunts house and stolen her limbo dancing trophy. Seriously, how low can you get.
  9. A man walked into a bar And immediately lost the limbo competition
  10. A limbo dancer walks into a bar... And was immediately disqualified.

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Limbo One Liners

Which limbo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with limbo? I can suggest the ones about limo and limbs.

  1. So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified.
  2. Someone broke into my house last night and stole my Limbo stick.. How low can you get?
  3. A limbo champion walks into a bar and loses his title.
  4. A limbo contestant walks into a bar He is immediately disqualified
  5. 20 men walk into a bar Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.
  6. A limbo contestant walks into a bar He was disqualified
  7. A limbo professional walks into a bar He is immediately disqualified
  8. Can't believe someone broke into my shed and stole my limbo stick How low can ya go
  9. A limbo champion walked into a bar. He was disqualified.
  10. 30 people walk into a bar This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen
  11. A Bad Limbo Player Walks Into a Bar. Thats it.
  12. A man walks into a bar He was immediately disqualified from the limbo competition.
  13. Two limbo players walked into a bar. They lost.
  14. A man walked into a bar. This got him disqualified from the limbo.
  15. What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Limbo joke, What's the easiest sport to get into?

Fun-Filled Limbo Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about limbo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jungle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make limbo pranks.

A man walks into a bar

He lost the limbo contest

3 Men's Afterlives

Three men get into a horrible car accident, and all three die together. As they are waiting in limbo, they start talking about the Afterlife. As it turns out, one man is Muslim, one man is Buddhist, the last is Christian.
The Muslim says, "I'm going to enjoy my 40 virgins until my wife shows up!"
The Buddhist says, "Reincarnation is going to be a blast.. until I find my wife again."
The Christian man starts laughing, and the others seem puzzled.
"My wife's an athiest."

I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest...

When I confronted him, I asked, "HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"

A man walks into a bar...

And is disqualified from the Limbo tournament

A man walks into a bar....

...and spectacularly fails at Limbo.

A limbo dancer walks into a bar

He is ashamed.

A man walks into a bar

Then a woman walks into the bar
Another man walks into the same bar
Needless to say, it was an instense limbo competition.

When it comes to the limbo...

I'm raising the bar!

A limbo champion walks into a bar

Instant disqualification.

A limbo performer walks into a bar

Poor girl got fired

Someone stole my limbo pole

How low can you go?

Some dude broke into my house and robbed me of my limbo stick.

Seriously how low could he go?

How do people from fake African nations play Limbo?

Same as everyone else, they Wakanda the stick.

Some idiot broke into our van last night and stole our limbo stick

How low can you go.

Three men walk into a bar

It's the shittest game of limbo I've ever seen.

After entering a limbo competition, Paul walks into a bar

He lost

A limbo contestant walks into a bar...

...and is eliminated from the competition.

I went on a limbo tour around Europe

My best performance was in Norway.
There I went Oslo as I could go.

Limbo stick stolen.

How low can you go?

Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick

I mean seriously, how low can you go?

A limbo champion walks into a bar

They lost

Someone broke into my garage and took a bunch of stuff, including my limbo stick!

Seriously, how low can you go?

What Star Wars character would be best at limbo?

Han So Low

To whoever broke into the bar last night and stole the limbo stick...

Seriously, how low can you go.

A limbo dancer walks into a bar.

Gets disqualified.

A blind man walks into a bar

Probably shouldn't have asked him to a limbo contest.

A giraffe walks into a bar

Giraffes aren't good at playing limbo

Two professional limbo players walk into a bar.

You really would've thought they'd have ducked.

My grandma was quite the athlete

She had trophies for all sorts of things. Her most prized was a limbo trophy she won in Hawaii. When she passed my brother wanted it. I said no and he stole it. How much lower can you go?

A professional limbo player walks into a bar

He got disqualified

A limbo champ walks into a bar.

He loses.

Given his stature, you'd think that Donald Trump would be a terrible limbo player….

Yet he still manages to bring the bar lower and lower!

I was cleaning out my garage and couldn't find my limbo stick. I thinknit was stolen

How low will people go?!?!

Last week somebody stole my limbo stick!

I mean, how low can you go?!

I don't understand.

It's probably why I'm not very good at limbo.

A guy walks into a bar

Totally ruined the limbo contest

A man walks into a bar...

Second prize in the national limbo competition is nothing to shake a stick at

A man walks into a bar

Instantly he is disqualified from the limbo contest.

A guy walks into a bar..

and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Someone broke into my house and stole my Limbo trophy

Just how low can these criminals go

Thousands of people have made it to the finals of the world limbo championship

Apparently the bar was set too high

Limbo joke, Thousands of people have made it to the finals of the world limbo championship

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