Limbo Jokes
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Funniest Limbo Short Jokes
Short limbo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The limbo humour may include short limo jokes also.
- A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship.
(I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.) - I went to a party and all the party games were dreadful, they resorted to the Limbo for entertainment Like seriously, how low can you go?
- A man is caught cheating in a Limbo tournament. The organizer, hurt and dissapointed, asks him: "How low can you go?"
- A man walks into a bar... Second prize in the national limbo competition is nothing to shake a stick at
- I was cleaning out my garage and couldn't find my limbo stick. I thinknit was stolen How low will people go?!?!
- I always thought I was good at limbo...apparently not... I must've just set the bar too high.
- I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, "HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"
- Two professional limbo players walk into a bar. You really would've thought they'd have ducked.
- Thousands of people have made it to the finals of the world limbo championship Apparently the bar was set too high
- A man walks into a bar Then a woman walks into the bar
Another man walks into the same bar
Needless to say, it was an instense limbo competition.
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Limbo One Liners
Which limbo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with limbo? I can suggest the ones about limbs and jungle.
- So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified.
- Someone broke into my house last night and stole my Limbo stick.. How low can you get?
- A limbo contestant walks into a bar He is immediately disqualified
- 20 men walk into a bar Worst game of limbo I've ever seen.
- A Bad Limbo Player Walks Into a Bar. Thats it.
- Two limbo players walked into a bar. They lost.
- What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
- A limbo dancer walks into a bar He is ashamed.
- What Star Wars character would be best at limbo? Han So Low
- A giraffe walks into a bar Giraffes aren't good at playing limbo
- Limbo stick stolen. How low can you go?
- I don't understand. It's probably why I'm not very good at limbo.
- When it comes to the limbo... I'm raising the bar!
- After entering a limbo competition, Paul walks into a bar He lost
- Three men walk into a bar It's the shittest game of limbo I've ever seen.
Fun-Filled Limbo Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about limbo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hobo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make limbo pranks.
3 Men's Afterlives
Three men get into a horrible car accident, and all three die together. As they are waiting in limbo, they start talking about the Afterlife. As it turns out, one man is Muslim, one man is Buddhist, the last is Christian.
The Muslim says, "I'm going to enjoy my 40 virgins until my wife shows up!"
The Buddhist says, "Reincarnation is going to be a blast.. until I find my wife again."
The Christian man starts laughing, and the others seem puzzled.
"My wife's an athiest."
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Cheating at a limbo contest....
that's about as low as you can get!
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Why did h**... always win at limbo?
Because no one else could stoop any lower.
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A drunk man walks into a bar ...
"Jesus, Craig, you s**... at playing limbo!" said the man's friend.
What do you call an individual limbo performance?
A solo.
(So low)
Ha.
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A man walks into a bar
"Ow, they must have lowered this bar for minorities!"
"No, you just s**... at limbo Steven."
A man in purgatory walks into a bar....
and realizes he must be in limbo.
My buddy set the bar too high for the other contestants to believe
He got last place in the limbo tournament
A Jew a German and a priest walk into a bar...
They lost the Limbo contest
Limbo
The only activity I raise the bar in.
Always raise the bar at work
Unless if you're a limbo dancer.
A limbo champion walks into a bar
Instant disqualification.
A limbo performer walks into a bar
Poor girl got fired
Limbo dance is way too easy...
...let's raise the bar!
Why is Kylo Ren so good at limbo?
Because he Ben Solo
I've known my limbo partner for years...
...we go way back.
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Some idiot broke into our van last night and stole our limbo stick
How low can you go.
Why shouldn't you bother Schrodinger's Cat at a party?
It's having a lot of fun in limbo
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Kevin Spacey walks into a bar...
While playing limbo with a bunch of underage boys.
A doctor, a priest and an atheist walk into a bar...
They are now eliminated from the limbo competition.
The Limbo
In order to set the bar high, you have to set the bar low..
Do you enjoy limbo?
Well, it's really neither here or there . . .
I just saw a guy win a limbo contest.
I couldn't believe he could stoop so low.
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Apparently the former limbo world champion is now a homeless crack addict...
Just makes you think, how low can you go?
Came home from work today to find someone had broken in and stolen my limbo stick.
I mean,how low can you go?
After a lot of hard work I've finally made the local limbo team.
I had to bend over backwards to get in though.
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Some d**... bag hit me from behind in the street yesterday and ran off with my limbo stick.
I mean really, how low can you go? |
I went on a limbo tour around Europe
My best performance was in Norway.
There I went Oslo as I could go.
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To whoever broke into the bar last night and stole the limbo stick...
Seriously, how low can you go.
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A blind man walks into a bar
Probably shouldn't have asked him to a limbo contest.
My grandma was quite the athlete
She had trophies for all sorts of things. Her most prized was a limbo trophy she won in Hawaii. When she passed my brother wanted it. I said no and he stole it. How much lower can you go?
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Given his stature, you'd think that Donald Trump would be a terrible limbo player….
Yet he still manages to bring the bar lower and lower!
