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Limbless Jokes

3 limbless jokes and hilarious limbless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about limbless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Unearthly Funniest Limbless Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What is a good limbless joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
Matt.
The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."
"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."

Did you hear the one about the shipwreck where only the limbless mute survived?

Limbless man found stuck inside fallen tree

Police are stumped

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